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  1. @junk_monkey thank you kind sir... Friday came and went without me noticing!
  2. My nomination for most evil animal goes to parasitic wasps.
  3. @DadUnmasked I throw the old one and replace it with the new one, where it sits unused for a year waiting to be replaced.
  4. I'm glad I don't live in a country where mass executions follow every change of government.
  5. @DadUnmasked I know. Pple used to make fun of me for having a laptop in the kitchen but I think it's as essential as a phonebook used to be.
  6. @michelledh I didn't realize there was a dress code, I'll see what I can dig up in the closet.
  7. Anybody else not particularly excited about Avatar?
  8. @lisaarmstrong88 I share your pain. Our boy is coughing up a storm. Hope they're well soon.
  9. Yes Dr. Scholls, nothing is more endearing than a young daughter and her mother bonding over the removal of skin tags.
  10. Human clones exist people! We're calling them "identical twins".
  11. Just got my new driver's license! I didn't think that I looked like a lazy-eyed murder suspect... but the camera doesn't lie.
  12. I ate asparagus and now I want to barf when I pee.
  13. @joshuadenney after a while on twitter I found myself heading back to FB. I get a lot more from the discussions there.
  14. Do swimsuit models really "model" swimsuits? They're selling something and it's not swimwear.
  15. Grrrrr. This new way of retweeting is totally messing me up! I want to add commentary damn it!
  16. RT @andybudd: So who's up for drinks in SF tomorrow evening?
  17. @mjjaaska because she's easy to manipulate.
  18. @RedAloud Noooooo! They were just hitting their stride!
  19. Apparently a diaper hasn't been invented that can contain our baby's excrement.
  20. @brundle_fly We'll see.... we'll see....