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  1. @carltonreid @angryasian Mine nibbles on me while I'm still alive. Taste test? Checking the marbling? Dire portents of things to come?
  2. Running. Again. Ick, ick, ick.
  3. @PeterB_Simpson T'will be a boon to school cafeterias everywhere. Is it Jello? Is it meat? No, it's both! Yum, yum, gimme some. #neverinhell
  4. On the menu tonight at Doc Moreau's Island House o' Pain: Mystery meat! http://tinyurl.com/yll9qkq
  5. @PeterB_Simpson Splint's to come off tomorrow, then two weeks of "buddy-taping" it to the next digit. Hope it heals better than the thumb.
  6. Cyber Monday = flushing money down the home/office loo instead of the one at the mall.
  7. @flahute Mixing the grain and grape again?
  8. @TimJackson Cold? What is it, 68? Bwah ha ha ha. 24 here this morning.
  9. @TimJackson You just need a really long snorkel and a full tank of gas.
  10. @TimJackson I fly Air Subaru. Departure time is flexible, the cavity searches non-existent, and all my mechanicals occur at ground level.
  11. My splinted middle digit and I went running today. This beats cycling in the living room only in the sense that it takes place outdoors.
  12. @bagni My corporate ass is too large to leverage with anything short of a 42-inch Mayhew Dominator pry bar. How was your T-giving?
  13. Corporate America leverages its assets via Twitter: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/28/technology/28twitter.html?hp
  14. @flahute Your defense has been my lonely duty ever since my doomed parents sent me here from the dying planet Crappedon.
  15. @flahute See? They're scared of her too.
  16. @flahute Or hide the guns, get plastic surgery and join the Witless Protection Program.
  17. @flahute Not if you're married to Herself. She's small but fearsome and ruthless when it comes to punishing my trangressions, spending-wise.
  18. @flahute Get thee behind me, Satan!
  19. @flahute And long enough to sleep in, thereby reducing the traveler's reliance on pricey motels and/or fiddly tents.
  20. @flahute I confess to lusting after a Honda Element, but I think I'll just drive the '05 Forester 'til the wheels fall off. Hate car buying.