maddogmedia
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@ @ Mine nibbles on me while I'm still alive. Taste test? Checking the marbling? Dire portents of things to come?
6:12 AM Dec 1st
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in reply to carltonreid
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Running. Again. Ick, ick, ick.
1:52 PM Nov 30th
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@ T'will be a boon to school cafeterias everywhere. Is it Jello? Is it meat? No, it's both! Yum, yum, gimme some.
11:21 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to PeterB_Simpson
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On the menu tonight at Doc Moreau's Island House o' Pain: Mystery meat!
11:15 AM Nov 30th
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@ Splint's to come off tomorrow, then two weeks of "buddy-taping" it to the next digit. Hope it heals better than the thumb.
10:39 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to PeterB_Simpson
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Cyber Monday = flushing money down the home/office loo instead of the one at the mall.
8:18 AM Nov 30th
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@ Mixing the grain and grape again?
7:31 AM Nov 30th
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in reply to flahute
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@ Cold? What is it, 68? Bwah ha ha ha. 24 here this morning.
6:14 AM Nov 30th
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@ You just need a really long snorkel and a full tank of gas.
5:08 PM Nov 29th
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@ I fly Air Subaru. Departure time is flexible, the cavity searches non-existent, and all my mechanicals occur at ground level.
4:33 PM Nov 29th
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in reply to TimJackson
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My splinted middle digit and I went running today. This beats cycling in the living room only in the sense that it takes place outdoors.
3:22 PM Nov 28th
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@ My corporate ass is too large to leverage with anything short of a 42-inch Mayhew Dominator pry bar. How was your T-giving?
7:31 AM Nov 28th
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in reply to bagni
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Corporate America leverages its assets via Twitter:
6:42 PM Nov 27th
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@ Your defense has been my lonely duty ever since my doomed parents sent me here from the dying planet Crappedon.
4:39 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to flahute
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@ See? They're scared of her too.
4:32 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to flahute
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@ Or hide the guns, get plastic surgery and join the Witless Protection Program.
4:24 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to flahute
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@ Not if you're married to Herself. She's small but fearsome and ruthless when it comes to punishing my trangressions, spending-wise.
4:08 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to flahute
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@ Get thee behind me, Satan!
3:59 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to flahute
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@ And long enough to sleep in, thereby reducing the traveler's reliance on pricey motels and/or fiddly tents.
3:54 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to flahute
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@ I confess to lusting after a Honda Element, but I think I'll just drive the '05 Forester 'til the wheels fall off. Hate car buying.
3:46 PM Nov 27th
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