madamsqueaker
Just are the best dirty sock I've had in 4 months. The difference is a human was trying to pack it into a bag. Now eating poop--yum!
| madamsqueaker It turns out I can't swim very well |
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| madamsqueaker Resting my head on a stair and looking at Davey. |
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| madamsqueaker Just ate some lovely liver biscotti. I got them for choosing to go outside and pee, of my own volition. Delicious. |
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| madamsqueaker Why am I wearing this fugly sweater? |
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| madamsqueaker DAMN it's hot! Yo, Andy! Where's my goddamn water slide, bee-otch? |
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| madamsqueaker Me? Still a digger. |
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| madamsqueaker A little girl tried to buy me on the street. What was she thinking? |
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| madamsqueaker I fell asleep watching What Not To Wear and chewing on a carrot. |
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| madamsqueaker made a new pug friend in the park named Scout who is five months and who I can bully. |
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| madamsqueaker now disembowling a felt frog. Yum. |
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| madamsqueaker Just are a handful of kibble and some salmon treats for being such a good girl and settling at Cafe Du Soleil |
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