MadameZee
- You're running low on a critical household supply, dumpling. Better take care of that.7:29 AM Nov 7th from web
- Sports drinks and caffeinated beverages are bad juju today, duckie. Stick to water, mint teas, and lemonade if you know what's good for you.6:13 AM Nov 6th from web
- It's time to do some upkeep on your houseplants, muffin. If you don't have any, buy a few; it's good luck, especially for the next month.7:24 AM Nov 4th from web
- It's not a great day for getting all up close and personal, darling. Breath mints, OK?5:57 AM Nov 3rd from web
- It's a day for optimism and ambition, pumpkin. Think of a dream and then make it bigger.6:29 AM Nov 1st from web
- If you work very, very hard, darling, then you could take the weekend off. Not that you should. Take a stern look at your inbox.5:36 AM Oct 30th from web
- Accessorize, duckling. Showing a little extra polish is good luck today.4:34 AM Oct 28th from web
- Cutting corners is a terrible idea today, darling. Nobody will notice now, but it'll all come crashing down eventually.4:28 AM Oct 27th from web
- Your wit today is devastating, whether you mean it to be or not. Choose your words a little more carefully than your norm, cupcake.4:08 AM Oct 26th from web
- You'll be fine, pumpkin, provided you remember where your phone is all day. You're prone to misplacing it.5:26 AM Oct 23rd from web
- If it's important, write it down, darling. Your memory isn't up to the task today.6:09 AM Oct 22nd from web
- It's a day for ambition, dumpling. Think big - then take action even bigger.5:26 AM Oct 19th from web
- Get over yourself and call in some extra support, sunshine. Asking for a hand is a sign of wisdom.7:56 AM Oct 15th from web
- Not a great day for starting things, my dear, but it's an excellent day for finishing them. Trim your loose ends.5:29 AM Oct 14th from web
- It's an oatmeal and fuzzy socks kind of day, pumpkin. Relax and save your worrying for tomorrow.5:34 AM Oct 13th from web
- This is a terrible day for making big decisions, sweet pea. Sleep on it instead. Preferably several times.6:46 AM Oct 12th from web
- Change is in the air, muffin. Make sure you're ready for it.7:50 AM Oct 10th from web
- Keep on hand a paperclip, a bit of string, and a bottle of bubble solution (plus wand.) They'll eradicate most problems today, peaches.5:44 AM Oct 9th from web
- Dress in layers for the next several days, darling. Your sense of what the weather will be like is flawed right now.5:59 AM Oct 8th from web
- Listening with an open heart is the most valuable office you can offer today, dumpling. Even the strongest need to talk sometimes.5:27 AM Oct 7th from web
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