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  1. That unbearable itch will only get worse if you stop to scratch it. Do your best to ignore it, dumpling. 5:18 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. Carry a moist towelette with you today, sweet pea. You're prone to finding yourself in sticky situations. 5:56 AM Nov 18th from web
  3. The word of the day is: infrastructure. Plan it, build it, use it, muffin. 4:57 AM Nov 17th from web
  4. Be realistic about the things you can't do today and get them off your plate. Accepting more than you can handle does nobody a favor. 6:22 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. Celebrate all of your small victories, sunshine. It's certain you won't be getting any big ones today. 6:06 AM Nov 9th from web
  6. You're running low on a critical household supply, dumpling. Better take care of that. 7:29 AM Nov 7th from web
  7. Sports drinks and caffeinated beverages are bad juju today, duckie. Stick to water, mint teas, and lemonade if you know what's good for you. 6:13 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. It's time to do some upkeep on your houseplants, muffin. If you don't have any, buy a few; it's good luck, especially for the next month. 7:24 AM Nov 4th from web
  9. It's not a great day for getting all up close and personal, darling. Breath mints, OK? 5:57 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. It's a day for optimism and ambition, pumpkin. Think of a dream and then make it bigger. 6:29 AM Nov 1st from web
  11. If you work very, very hard, darling, then you could take the weekend off. Not that you should. Take a stern look at your inbox. 5:36 AM Oct 30th from web
  12. Accessorize, duckling. Showing a little extra polish is good luck today. 4:34 AM Oct 28th from web
  13. Cutting corners is a terrible idea today, darling. Nobody will notice now, but it'll all come crashing down eventually. 4:28 AM Oct 27th from web
  14. Your wit today is devastating, whether you mean it to be or not. Choose your words a little more carefully than your norm, cupcake. 4:08 AM Oct 26th from web
  15. You'll be fine, pumpkin, provided you remember where your phone is all day. You're prone to misplacing it. 5:26 AM Oct 23rd from web
  16. If it's important, write it down, darling. Your memory isn't up to the task today. 6:09 AM Oct 22nd from web
  17. It's a day for ambition, dumpling. Think big - then take action even bigger. 5:26 AM Oct 19th from web
  18. Get over yourself and call in some extra support, sunshine. Asking for a hand is a sign of wisdom. 7:56 AM Oct 15th from web
  19. Not a great day for starting things, my dear, but it's an excellent day for finishing them. Trim your loose ends. 5:29 AM Oct 14th from web
  20. It's an oatmeal and fuzzy socks kind of day, pumpkin. Relax and save your worrying for tomorrow. 5:34 AM Oct 13th from web