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  1. You're running low on a critical household supply, dumpling. Better take care of that.
  2. Sports drinks and caffeinated beverages are bad juju today, duckie. Stick to water, mint teas, and lemonade if you know what's good for you.
  3. It's time to do some upkeep on your houseplants, muffin. If you don't have any, buy a few; it's good luck, especially for the next month.
  4. It's not a great day for getting all up close and personal, darling. Breath mints, OK?
  5. It's a day for optimism and ambition, pumpkin. Think of a dream and then make it bigger.
  6. If you work very, very hard, darling, then you could take the weekend off. Not that you should. Take a stern look at your inbox.
  7. Accessorize, duckling. Showing a little extra polish is good luck today.
  8. Cutting corners is a terrible idea today, darling. Nobody will notice now, but it'll all come crashing down eventually.
  9. Your wit today is devastating, whether you mean it to be or not. Choose your words a little more carefully than your norm, cupcake.
  10. You'll be fine, pumpkin, provided you remember where your phone is all day. You're prone to misplacing it.
  11. If it's important, write it down, darling. Your memory isn't up to the task today.
  12. It's a day for ambition, dumpling. Think big - then take action even bigger.
  13. Get over yourself and call in some extra support, sunshine. Asking for a hand is a sign of wisdom.
  14. Not a great day for starting things, my dear, but it's an excellent day for finishing them. Trim your loose ends.
  15. It's an oatmeal and fuzzy socks kind of day, pumpkin. Relax and save your worrying for tomorrow.
  16. This is a terrible day for making big decisions, sweet pea. Sleep on it instead. Preferably several times.
  17. Change is in the air, muffin. Make sure you're ready for it.
  18. Keep on hand a paperclip, a bit of string, and a bottle of bubble solution (plus wand.) They'll eradicate most problems today, peaches.
  19. Dress in layers for the next several days, darling. Your sense of what the weather will be like is flawed right now.
  20. Listening with an open heart is the most valuable office you can offer today, dumpling. Even the strongest need to talk sometimes.