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  1. @schmitteric where'd you put the carrot? about 15 hours ago from web in reply to schmitteric
  2. RT @Mike_FTW: Who hurt Joe Lieberman as a child?!? I have NEVER seen a motherfucker act out so much for attention. about 16 hours ago from web
  3. RT @AinsleyofAttack: Urban Outfitters: selling overpriced nostalgia to kids who are too young to feel it. 10:09 AM Dec 9th from web
  4. RT @god: Just made this up: "Why does Tiger pass out after sex? Cause his wife sneaks up and whacks him over the head with a golf club a ... 6:50 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. RT @hotdogsladies: Key to finding a quiet, solitary place to smoke a cigar is to show up literally anywhere smoking a cigar Mere secon ... ... 6:46 PM Dec 8th from web
  6. Why did Beth Malicki need to tell us she packed her jammies tonight. I'll be awake all night now. 6:45 PM Dec 8th from web
  7. RT @hotdogsladies: I love music, have cool friends, and really enjoy life. So, I'd be useless as a music critic. 6:45 PM Dec 8th from web
  8. he's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT! 2:23 PM Dec 7th from web
  9. toit. like a toiger. 2:09 PM Dec 7th from web
  10. HE'S A TIGAH! 2:08 PM Dec 7th from web
  11. I have to reveal. I slept with tiger. 1:59 PM Dec 7th from web
  12. @foodhussy turkey pasta primavera. cookup the turkey and steam the broc. Dump alfredo sauce of your choice over it. 1:57 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to foodhussy
  13. If this is bad press, i'll take some: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/mindy-lawton-tiger-woods_n_381573.html 11:54 AM Dec 7th from web
  14. @foodhussy yah, that's bad. 11:49 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to foodhussy
  15. Something that always sounds abrupt on a conference call to me: "Goodbye peter!" 11:31 AM Dec 7th from web
  16. Next person who waves me on to go thru traffic when they already have right of way gets a big wooden pike thru the eye socket. 9:43 AM Dec 7th from txt
  17. There are things that smell worse than the 4 week old ham slices i just removed from my office fridge. But not many. 2:11 PM Dec 4th from web
  18. @mostlylisa MEE MEE MEE! 2:07 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to mostlylisa
  19. Repeating the word 'love' doesn't make half a set of song lyrics any better than 'yeah' does. 2:07 PM Dec 4th from web
  20. @Moltz RE-Revelations - "in the restroom..." 12:42 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to Moltz
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  • Bio writer, gardener, guitarist, cook, foodie, web guy, analyst, & strategist
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