machinegundaisy
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I want to take a picture with a bunny and covertly put people ears on him.
about 4 hours ago
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@ Agree.
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to jennyleighb
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"I'm going to beat him with a folding chair if he gets a job before I do."
10:16 AM Dec 4th
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Dear god. Someone link me to something artistically inspirational. This career path looks more and more like it leads to a cesspool.
9:53 PM Dec 2nd
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Eatin some C's, lookin at D's, talkin bout B's, makin some G's.
11:54 AM Dec 2nd
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Finally replaced our broken blinds. You can no longer see me naked from the street! Except on nude yard work day.
6:58 PM Nov 28th
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@ Reading "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy. Started loving his work in an English class, so kept reading more by him.
5:24 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to heywhipple
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Thanksgiving this year is with my boyfriend, my dog, my mom, and my brother. Who else could I need?
8:53 AM Nov 25th
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@ What's your gmail address? Think Kelly wants one too?
8:42 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to subwindow
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I have 8 Google Wave invites now. Want one?
7:59 AM Nov 24th
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@ I had contacts in and squinted real hard. They did sell opera glasses there, though.
10:51 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to cedrickusf
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Sushi and the opera tonight. Magical. We got there late, but at least five strangers complimented me on my fancy fancy dress!
8:44 PM Nov 20th
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Heh. A baking website just asked me to enable cookies.
11:21 PM Nov 19th
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Kelly's wedding is going to be the best damn wedding in all of wedding world, and all those other weddings can go fuck themselves.
1:41 PM Nov 19th
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Hosting my own pity party today.
10:32 AM Nov 19th
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Happy Birthday! Namely, to ME!!! I'm 24.
8:57 AM Nov 18th
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@ I'm pretty sure at least the last two used to be viking names.
12:36 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to drewtoothpaste
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@ "Inspiration soars on the wings of eagles into the blue dawn of a hopeful tomorrow." - me
7:38 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to joethepeacock
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Won a bear in a sweatshirt, shot glass, and finger trap from Dave & Buster's. Happy birthday party day to me!
8:36 PM Nov 15th
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Alcohol and exercise are both great stress relievers. Running on a treadmill while drunk, less so.
10:23 PM Nov 10th
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- Name machinegundaisy
- Location Atlanta, GA
- Bio Future copywriter, presently ridiculous.
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