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  1. @wisebread Worst job ever was concessions at the movie theater. Popcorn popper spat hot oil and kernels down the back of my shirt! 9:03 AM Jun 16th from web
  2. It's gotten way too hard to keep up two twitter accounts - so everyone head over to @jordanwyn ! 4:06 PM May 16th from TweetDeck
  3. The latest episode of Bones was so bad I just stopped watching. Well, that's the end of that. 8:16 PM May 15th from TweetDeck
  4. ASU on The Daily Show! http://tinyurl.com/qzydou Completely unflattering, but look, ARIZONA EXISTS. 5:18 AM May 13th from TweetDeck
  5. I am loving this "personalities in bodies that are not theirs" theme. 6:26 PM May 8th from TweetDeck
  6. Alpha clearly has good taste in women. Does facetiousness translate well over text? No? 6:05 PM May 8th from TweetDeck
  7. It makes me deeply sad that tonight is the Dollhouse finale and we won't get to see @feliciaday 's episode on TV. D: 6:01 PM May 8th from TweetDeck
  8. Why is Prison Break still on? Its fall from grace was so painful yet they just drag it out. 6:00 PM May 8th from TweetDeck
  9. Agent Booth talks to Stewie Griffin. Oh sweetie, remember when this job was less embarrassing than Angel? 4:31 PM May 8th from TweetDeck
  10. Should you wish to hear the Hugh-Jackman's-8-year-old's-pickup-story: http://tinyurl.com/c5opw5 6:01 PM May 2nd from TweetDeck
  11. OMG, Hugh Jackman's kid is ADORABLE. At 8 years old knowing, "Hey. My dad's Wolverine." is a good pickup line? WIN. 6:00 PM May 2nd from TweetDeck
  12. "Briar Rose," Dollhouse ep. 11, officially "holy shit amazing." It's about damn time. 5:37 PM May 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. Oh thank god, senseless tasering of Topher was LONG overdue. 5:16 PM May 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. Oh shit, WHO IS WHISKEY? (I'm a little slow on getting around to Dollhouse so I hope I'm not spoilering anyone.) 4:58 PM May 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. Watching Victor-as-Dominic freak out is probably one of the most creepitastic scenes ever. 4:49 PM May 2nd from TweetDeck
  16. QOTD: "-and those little gloves so the baby doesn't claw his face off." Babies DO that? We are so evolutionarily fail. 6:18 PM Apr 30th from TweetDeck
  17. It's here. Spooky music: go. RT @healthmap 1st suspected case in Washington, DC; World Bank employee, fully recovered http://bit.ly/TZvAj 10:29 AM Apr 30th from web
  18. Ugh I am not a fan of this Soy Slender drink. Less sugar is good but why'd you have to go and put Splenda in for that chemical aftertaste? 10:08 AM Apr 30th from web
  19. Editing the various swine flu Wikis for work. Time it will take each of those edits to be deleted? .2 seconds. 10:05 AM Apr 30th from web
  20. Japanese food night Friday! Oh I am so happy. Now to not screw up this melon pan. 7:14 AM Apr 30th from web