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  1. @nadanada Oh no! I named mine too: jPod Touch 11:50 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  2. Dear E. Malkin, would you like to start scoring? It would be nice. Don't make me regret choosing you over Crosby after getting the 2nd pick. 6:48 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. @bdonnelly Come on, November baby! 11:09 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. We all need to get the same health insurance as soap opera characters. 6:51 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. 3D head for Thurs. Everyone used to do aliens w/ mohawks because it's easy & you can't lose marks for an imagination. Not allowed this year. 5:37 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. Now THAT was a hockey game. Fisher is finally doing something. I bet it's because of his "sexy bitch", Carrie Underwood. 7:17 PM Nov 23rd from web
  7. @flavorful I forgot you watch it! Yes, they're hyping it up for November sweeps. I recently started downloading episodes again. 10:35 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. James Franco on "General Hospital" rules hard. 7:17 AM Nov 21st from web
  9. RT: @Veronica: Internet vices! http://bit.ly/vices (via @buzzfeed) 12:56 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  10. @flavorful Good to know for future reference. 12:26 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  11. Turns out the info on how to make a mailing list are in my giant PHP & MySQL course book. Time to crack that open for the 2nd time this year 5:13 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. @rlangdon Like that band but many indie songs would be too difficult or strange for karaoke. Plus, most people won't recognize the song. 8:41 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. No one can wear a shirt with a giant, coloured stripe across the top without looking like someone from "Star Trek". 8:39 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Hearing a grown man literally shushing someone is very unsettling. "Shh....shhhh..." 3:54 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. Long johns long johns 1:30 PM Nov 14th from web
  16. @bdonnelly I think it's an acceptable word. How's the littlun? She should be coming soon, right? Come on Friday.... ;) 9:12 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. @bdonnelly Thanks! It's tomorrow. Same day as Whoopi Goldberg. I'm doomed. 8:48 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. You know you've watched too much "CSI" when you think linguine is a tapeworm. 6:13 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. @flavorful Thanks for letting me know about Da Waffle House. They should send me an email about that. Attend a hockey game yet? 11:55 AM Nov 10th from Echofon
  20. The first episode of SYTYCD was amazing. They should start every season off this way, showcasing the dancers 1st before making people vote. 4:54 PM Oct 27th from web