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  1. Someone just called me and told me he took my left eye. I don't believe him. I lost that eye weeks ago.
  2. What is all this @ stuff~?
  3. "Maybe you'd like to lick the spoon, if you know what I mean."
  4. What the hell does "failed to return a video frame" mean?!? What the hell!
  5. One week in and Class is already top ten! Keep it up! http://bit.ly/gRVhr
  6. Check out a cartoon my good buddy made (I totally helped): http://bit.ly/gRVhr
  7. What's your boggle, Gigantor?
  8. Trying to build on some really sandy ground.
  9. No, -you're- a piece of shit.
  10. Climbing the summit of Mount Oragonus, to hunt to ancient golden quadracorn.
  11. Waffles. Belgian-and-potato waffles. Look in front of you -now-. Do you have a waffle? Wouldn't you be happier, if you did?
  12. Continuing. Even if I have to crawl with my goddamned fingernails.
  13. Slaying the Jade Monkey-Dragon with the Forbidden Staff of Valhalla. Brb.
  14. You need just the right bullets.
  15. Its more than rain that falls on our parade tonight.
  16. Ugh. What a mess.
  17. Being reconvinced to get on twitter.
  18. Being convinced to get on twitter.