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I guess there's people who can sit through a month of Christmas advertising and still think the holiday hasn't been deboned like a trout.about 3 hours agofrom web
"Dear customer: We were wondering if you had any idea why we sold you some broken shit. We are confused how that happened!"about 5 hours agofrom Echofon
My shirt is exactly the same color beige as my pants. It looks like a very dull speed suit.about 6 hours agofrom web