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  1. @chrismbr You continue to take pleasure in taunting me. At this point, it's personal. And you shall atone. ;)
  2. RT @mugwumpian: tumblr is a socially transmitted disease
  3. @deadbeatdavid I believe it was #icanseeyourvaginafromacrossthetable but yes, I did steal that from you. It's a good line and sadly apropros
  4. @lafemmearchitct hehe, yes it is. Though I thought I had already worked Wednesday and tomorrow was Thursday. My mind was a mini time machine
  5. @macartney er, Tuesday? Now I'm panicking because I did yell at them, "IT'S A WEDNESDAY NIGHT" and bummed because of extra day in the week.
  6. Just yelled at the NYU girls next door that it's a Wednesday night & they need to curtail the party & turn down the music #imofficiallyold
  7. @loupulice to be fair, if you had AT&T, every call to 911 would be dropped so that still works.
  8. @mwhi I'm igniting this twitter meme tonight. It'll be a trending topic by tomorrow no doubt.
  9. @loupulice THE CELL PHONE RUINED EVERYTHING
  10. @loupulice Maybe the birdlady was smarter than them and knew materialism was a quicksand which she escaped by being really smelly and gross
  11. @loupulice I can't stop laughing. But to be fair, they did have to pay that expensive room service bill.
  12. RT @loupulice: @macartney Here, take one half of my crummy ornament because my family can't afford to get you dinner, a decent outfit, a ...
  13. Crying while watching the end of Home Alone 2. The birdlady creeps me the f out but IT'S SO HEARTWARMING #youcanseemyvaginafromacrosstheroom
  14. @whygreenberg wow, impressive. I envy your ability to be unconnected. I don't know if I could go back. At least not while living in NY.
  15. @deadbeatdavid well you should start using that text thing more often then ;)
  16. "You can mess with a lot of things, but you *can't* mess with kids on Christmas," Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. (That's my subtitle, too!)
  17. @deadbeatdavid these recluses had great hair too http://twitpic.com/tp6rg
  18. @incYourself really? I LOVE texting. I wish I could disable the phone function on my iPhone.
  19. @whygreenberg oh stop being so rational and intelligent. I meant more versus using the telephone. I use my phone LEAST for talking.
  20. How did people communicate before text messages?