mabino
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A software update removed the MacBook CD drive noise when it comes out of sleep and the silence is creepy. Like, silent electric car creepy.
about 5 hours ago
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Ron Hodgman has that exact same plaid necktie.
about 6 hours ago
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Time to face the holiday gauntlet. If I survive rush hour traffic, I must then retrieve a reserved copy of Glamourpuss with a straight face.
about 13 hours ago
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And the Golden Globe nominees are: Mostly Stuff I Didn't See!
about 19 hours ago
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Copying someone else's status message infects your profile. This is coming from an EXPERT. Paste this into your status to warn your friends!
about 22 hours ago
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Please pass the mouse please.
11:14 AM Dec 14th
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@ What sandwich isn't just /asking/ for it?
7:03 AM Dec 14th
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Every morning, sinks everywhere demo toothpaste gel as potential retaining wall material that could also keep our flood waters minty fresh.
6:15 AM Dec 14th
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"Hey Ya!" came on the radio, put me in the Xmas spirit, and my thought process was "Huh? …Oh, RIGHT."
6:49 PM Dec 12th
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@ They're like the jellyfish in (on?) the net.
11:22 AM Dec 12th
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in reply to godofcookery
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H is for "halt", as in "The addition of one letter _halted_ my childhood enthusiasm for model trains by being tacked onto the front of a 0."
4:36 AM Dec 12th
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@ Stock the check-in desk and remove that tiny sliding divider. The first round is on the receptionist!
7:26 AM Dec 11th
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@ I'm applying for a patent on college ruled notebooks with rear defroster technology.
7:26 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to vanishes
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Downloadable forms and a reduced magazine selection tax this patient's patience. How about distributing pagers so we can go wait at the bar?
7:06 AM Dec 11th
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A+. 100%. (Shh, I'm setting a teacher trap. They'll all feel compelled to mark this tweet as a favorite with a little gold star.) Great Job!
5:42 AM Dec 11th
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Figurative "Obama Kool-aid" isn't so bad. Compare it against that Bush-era Kool-aid you made with your tap water.
11:39 AM Dec 10th
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@ Tell the authorities it was a homemade, alcoholic recipe. You're innocent until proven guilty of crimes against nutrition & taste.
11:03 AM Dec 10th
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in reply to vanishes
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@ Alas, locked accounts can't be re–tweeted.
10:51 AM Dec 10th
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in reply to matthewdohn
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Jersey Shore? Embarrassing? That's a Christmas card. Try a state legislature that can't muster support for equality and basic human rights.
6:07 AM Dec 10th
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@ Please tell me that the goal was to prime us for a TMNT #1-style, angry turtle parody TV series, because I'm sold.
7:18 AM Dec 9th
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