M_Somerville
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@ Que pasa, chiquita!?
36 minutes ago
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in reply to Chanthiie
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Can't believe its almost Thanksgiving... guess I can stop trying to get in shape for summer.
about 2 hours ago
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@ You are officially my favorite person ever. Thank so much for even mentioning me in the same sentence with those comedy greats!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to DilPickles
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@ Organic... and terrible.
6:20 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to pamela_cateyes
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Tried "healthy pizza" for dinner, feel like I lost a bet.
6:08 PM Nov 22nd
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In Canada watching "Canadian Bacon" and eating poutine. I am so cultural.
2:48 PM Nov 20th
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In last 12 hrs I've been in LA, NYC and Montreal. If we combined the weather, energy and beer of those three, well, that place would rock.
12:09 PM Nov 20th
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@ my show is sold out but wait downstairs and I'll get you in.
4:56 PM Nov 19th
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My inability to have "manly" conversation continues-- my dad just asked me what kind of car I rented. I was like "Um, a red one."
6:39 PM Nov 17th
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I've never been good at "manly" stuff... I can’t bench press my weight. I'm not even sure I could bench press my height.
6:00 PM Nov 16th
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I'm guessing this is a fun street to live on...
4:51 PM Nov 15th
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Ed Hardy must be stopped.
2:59 PM Nov 14th
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Dudes in L.A. wear crazy things in the name of fashion-- I can't figure out "does he look ridiculous or is he so cool I don't even get it?"
1:49 PM Nov 12th
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I'm so bad with technology-- just bought a new printer cause my old one ran out of ink.
2:58 PM Nov 10th
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@ Ha! They were big ass carrots with the stems still attached and everything... any idea what that means?
1:27 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to NathanLey
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My Dream Last Night: I had a basket of carrots and would share them only with people who gave me a high-five. What the???
11:49 AM Nov 5th
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Why is it physically impossible for me to bring "fun food" into my place (ice cream, snacks) and not have it last more than 20 minutes?
5:18 PM Nov 2nd
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For my Halloween costume, spent the day dressed as someone who is ready to go to the gym but instead sits on the couch.
3:16 PM Oct 31st
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Guys who wear skinny jeans and are not in a rock band make me uncomfortable.
4:22 PM Oct 29th
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OK, I admit I watched Sex and the City reruns last night but only because I was homesick for New York. I swear...
11:06 AM Oct 29th
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- Name Michael Somerville
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://michaelsom...
- Bio TV host, dating columnist and standup comedian.
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