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  1. @YourTango Don't be a douche bag? But I thought John Edwards taught me that already :) 9:16 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to YourTango
  2. @pourmecoffee When your arch enemy is a douche bag teenager, maybe you should reassess. Or challenge him to beer pong. 9:15 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to pourmecoffee
  3. I just wish there was a way to drink beer at 10am WITHOUT being an alcoholic. 9:13 AM Nov 17th from web
  4. The world is doing its best to convince me that it's crazy. I don't know why...I never disagreed. 9:13 AM Nov 17th from web
  5. @emuhlbach yes!! Lets! 8:38 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to emuhlbach
  6. The good part about freelance work picking up pace is $$!! The bad part is...THE WORK! 8:38 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. I don't listen to my wife and now with the Spat Solver, I don't have to http://bit.ly/2hxQDf 8:56 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. @kath702 AMEN!! 4:51 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to kath702
  9. @dmann11 Actually, the number of porn stars on twitter would have me guess the opposite. 11:19 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to dmann11
  10. @kimskitchensink http://bit.ly/T6v0a room #2 11:15 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to kimskitchensink
  11. I hate conference calls. Especially when the conference call system won't let me in! Let me in FreeConferenceCalls.com!! LET ME IN!! 11:14 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. I'm inordinately excited for my B&B stay on my trip to Boston in January. What's wrong with me. 10:56 AM Nov 10th from web
  13. @jjkamp soooo true. I'd rather spend the $.50 to upgrade than waste my time. 10:48 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to jjkamp
  14. Fat-free cream cheese is not worth it. 7:41 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. @tetetetigi awesome!! 7:39 AM Nov 10th from web in reply to tetetetigi
  16. The worst part about monday? Everyone posting manic monday references on Twitter and FB. BANGLES, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT? 8:31 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. @Nixie Spanish!! 8:23 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to Nixie
  18. I'm super disappointed I'm not on ANY lists labeled "douchebags" WTF internet? 8:13 AM Nov 9th from web
  19. @emuhlbach ha! RTing me is a good way to suck me back in, Twitter sucker. 8:11 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to emuhlbach
  20. @Malibunmeyers just got your message on YT!! Now I'm internet stalking you :) 8:09 AM Nov 9th from web