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  1. @YourTango Don't be a douche bag? But I thought John Edwards taught me that already :)
  2. @pourmecoffee When your arch enemy is a douche bag teenager, maybe you should reassess. Or challenge him to beer pong.
  3. I just wish there was a way to drink beer at 10am WITHOUT being an alcoholic.
  4. The world is doing its best to convince me that it's crazy. I don't know why...I never disagreed.
  5. @emuhlbach yes!! Lets!
  6. The good part about freelance work picking up pace is $$!! The bad part is...THE WORK!
  7. I don't listen to my wife and now with the Spat Solver, I don't have to http://bit.ly/2hxQDf
  8. @kath702 AMEN!!
  9. @dmann11 Actually, the number of porn stars on twitter would have me guess the opposite.
  10. @kimskitchensink http://bit.ly/T6v0a room #2
  11. I hate conference calls. Especially when the conference call system won't let me in! Let me in FreeConferenceCalls.com!! LET ME IN!!
  12. I'm inordinately excited for my B&B stay on my trip to Boston in January. What's wrong with me.
  13. @jjkamp soooo true. I'd rather spend the $.50 to upgrade than waste my time.
  14. Fat-free cream cheese is not worth it.
  15. @tetetetigi awesome!!
  16. The worst part about monday? Everyone posting manic monday references on Twitter and FB. BANGLES, WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT?
  17. @Nixie Spanish!!
  18. I'm super disappointed I'm not on ANY lists labeled "douchebags" WTF internet?
  19. @emuhlbach ha! RTing me is a good way to suck me back in, Twitter sucker.
  20. @Malibunmeyers just got your message on YT!! Now I'm internet stalking you :)