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  1. @3ba Ha! Thanks for sharing. But I'd have to argue hipsters put the nail in the coffin for PBR cuz it's not that great to begin with.
  2. How fitting, Garden City press-release writers: Social will celebrate area students completion of 1st class in social work outreach program
  3. Next week's small-town school adventure: Salina.
  4. Guy called solely to complain about how wasteful it is that students still go on field trips #ITET. Really? You are a cold one, Mr. Grinch.
  5. @davis1862 You're going to eat McRibs in your glad rags? That's a disaster waiting to happen in my world. Hope you're done taking the stand.
  6. Dear Santa, forget the dinosaur. This would allow me to travel to them. Please include De Lorean. http://tinyurl.com/yh3hwms
  7. @stephbarnard Is that like a flash mob for aspiring novelists?
  8. Almost forgot how it feels to have a too full belly. More uncomfortable than satisfying. Stretching the stretch in my pants to the limit.
  9. @suzannetobias @deniseneil Did you see that Babara Walters special? She made Lady Gaga cry. Barbara Walters special? Yes, I am an old soul.
  10. I went to the eye doctor today, and he said my right eye, the weaker one, improved. And my left stayed the same. Good work, (g)eyes!
  11. Apparently it's "municiple" on radio. But in written language, remember city government is your "pal." And spell check is a real friend.
  12. @adelamaide SpoRADICAL!
  13. @dustindeckard Prison inmates make shanks for nothing all the time. Why pay $100?
  14. @dustindeckard Zapper is less personal than a knife. An actual Taser is expensive. Think they use zappers on livestock. Prob not as cute.
  15. @dustindeckard Want barbs or just the electric current? The police-type ones with barbs require a felony background check, apparently.
  16. Thanks for coming, y'all. Only ones left are me, copy desk, press crew and possibly the homeless guy who sneaked in during #eagleopenhouse.
  17. Just because he wears a silly red suit and really likes kids doesn't make him not creepy. Actually, isn't that the definition of "creepy?"
  18. And I let Santa run out of candy canes and a girl almost escape. Are you hearing this #eagleopenhouse organizers? I'm a horrible volunteer.
  19. A sincere apology to the people who I mis-directed tonight. I should read what I'm handing out. Should stick to my day job. #eagleopenhouse
  20. @JeffWButts I wish. I don't even get snacks as the tourists do. They were all gone after I got harassed by Santa.