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  1. Day 7 of epic sunburn: Even snakes don't shed this much skin. It's happening.
  2. Fireworks (professional displays) always make me smile. Don't know why, but I can't help it. Maybe it's good company -- and memories of it.
  3. My room looks more like a room and less like Galveston. Can't say same for hall. Like epic sunburn, has to get worse before it gets better.
  4. Crossing off "fan assembler" from list of potential careers.
  5. Amazed at my ability to sit, stare and do nothing without the aid of TV. Without the TV is $50 per month cheaper.
  6. No need to stand so far back. It's not leprosy, just epic sunburn. Maybe I should start saving up for my skin cancer treatment now.
  7. Day 6 of epic sunburn.: Glad to see you returning, ankles.
  8. Highlight of my day: Found my pair of rainbow-colored, striped socks in the pocket of my hoodie. Was missing them.
  9. My landlord has never put up blinds before. Apparently neither has her father. All I have to offer is a step stool and a kitchen chair.
  10. Why do call service centers seem to hire people with thick accents? Couldn't quite place it, but I'd go with "Fargo," the movie.
  11. Felt urge to ask to use a glass, and I said to myself, "I live here!" Reminds me, need to write a check or @adelamaide may beg to differ.
  12. @stephbarnard Totally understand your dilemma (er, epic sunburn). I just wear skirts. I say people can deal w/ my lobster legs if I am.
  13. Is there a police scanner code for "hissy fit?" Guess not considering they keep repeating the phrase on the radio.
  14. First night in new place. Yes, finally. But air mattress wasn't too bad last week, except for the night in a tent in 100-degree weather.
  15. @suzannetobias @tweetwidow "Old lady" is better than what @rsylvester could've picked up at the RICO trial. Don't even want to retweet it.
  16. Thanks for starting at 7 am the ginormous parking lot excavation just when I have last few things to move. Car/trash is a mile away now.
  17. First time in a while I've seen someone wearing a lei who wasn't shouting, "I just got laid!" Or is it leied?
  18. Happy End-of-the-Kansas-Fiscal-Year Eve! May all your budgets be balanced.
  19. I feel even more guilty that I confused Billy Mays with the Sham-Wow guy. But not enough so to vow to watch more infomercials.
  20. Day 3 of epic sunburn. Always the day after the day after that recovery hurts most. Too bad I can't carefully lie down and moan at work.