lynyrd
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- I like to steal mommy's spot.
12:46 PM Jul 19th
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@ OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT.
3:20 PM Jun 20th
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in reply to LILWAYNESWORLD
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My person keeps referring to my stuff as my "junk". Ladies, I assure you, there ain't nothing junk about my stuff! Oh wait, I've been broken
9:57 AM Jun 16th
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I miss my little bro. Like, did he get abducted by aliens or something? No one explains shit to me.
10:47 PM Jun 4th
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@ Have you tried peeing on him? (There is some guilt afterward though. Especially if they get sick. IT'S NOT MY FAULT, IS IT?)
5:26 PM May 29th
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in reply to MsNovember
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@ WOOF!
5:25 PM May 29th
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in reply to angoleirodvalor
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Mommy took Ernie to the doggie hospital and came home without him. WTF?
5:25 PM May 29th
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Little bro is sick. Now I feel a little bad for peeing on him the other day. :(
6:50 AM May 29th
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HAHA SUCKA I GOT YOU
12:28 PM May 26th
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- You're in my SPOT, asshole.
2:48 PM May 20th
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Before the puppy, mom hardly ever got chewy bonz. Now she gets 'em all the time. Yet, me & Ernie fight over 'em.
Mo' Bonz, Mo' Problems.
9:00 PM May 18th
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God help me, if Mom calls me by the puppy's name one more time, I'm gonna act the part and poop in her shoe.
8:28 PM May 16th
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Also, being able to lick one's own junk is about as awesome as you'd expect. You poor, deprived humans.
11:37 PM May 11th
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Mama's got the insomnia so we're out walking and can I just say OMG BUNNY RABBITS!!!! (*licks chops, yanks on leash*)
11:33 PM May 11th
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Oopsie, last tweet was supposed to be under @. But sure, assume a hound dog would tweet "contextually creepy." I R A SMART DOG.
8:11 PM May 9th
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In the distance, somebody is cranking Neil Diamond's (contextually creepy) "Sweet Caroline." Ba-Duht-Duht-Duh.
7:47 PM May 9th
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If the little guy is dumb enough to walk under me while I'm taking a leak, then he deserves to get peed on.
6:07 PM May 8th
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@ Hey! I do that too.
7:07 AM Apr 29th
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in reply to Robsama
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It's cute how everyone keeps talking about the new puppy as my little brother, but when they're out of earshot I call him "The Interloper."
2:21 AM Apr 27th
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- My lil bro. Them's big dog vittles, you damned fool!
6:26 PM Apr 23rd
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- Name Lynyrd
- Location Richmond, VA
- Bio Hound dog bro to @Go_Ernie_Go, belonging to @vmarinelli and @ThunderDolt.
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