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Lesson of the day: join the chess club. Though I confess, I can't wait for the next one's tent scene. Giggle-worthy, one hopes.12:45 AM Nov 23rdfrom Twitterrific
In a rush to save lives oh wait first stop so that I can arrive looking fashionable it is Italy after all.12:17 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
Holy mackerel will you please stop glorifying suicide?11:48 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
AHAHAHAHAHA doggie okay back to comedy gold again.11:27 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Okay I am really sick of boys saying "we can't be friends" and girls saying "oh I know you really mean otherwise" LADY JOIN THE CHESS CLUB.11:21 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
I'm sure I can come up with a joke about how one is too cold, one is too hot, but this other one? Juuuuuuuuust right. Just give me time.11:18 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
You know why any '80s movie would top this? 'Cause they have better hair. Way better hair.11:13 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Wait, 15 mins Life Lessons You Should Never No No No + 3 mins beefcake + 5 mins of absolute hilarity. Possibly latter = former?11:09 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
So apparently for every 15 mins of Life Lessons You Should Not Be Imparting Upon Our Young, they toss in 3 mins of beefcake. For balance.11:06 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Okay girls this is how you should never act over a boy you are worth more than this good grief.9:34 PM Nov 22ndfrom Twitterrific