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  1. Oh yeah. And thanks, soldier people. Or whatever. 'ppreciate it. about 2 hours ago from Viigo
  2. I am the kind of woman that reads Pride and Prejudice aloud with accents and voices. I have annoyed myself with my Mrs. Bennett. about 2 hours ago from Viigo
  3. Also, @EloisaJames is following me and I am happy, though my tweets aren't nearly as interesting as her Parisian paradise ones are. about 2 hours ago from Viigo
  4. Landlord keeps heat on so high that I spent an hour huddled under blankets with the window open so I could remember what November felt like. about 2 hours ago from Viigo
  5. The best part about working on national holidays is that everyone thinks we're closed. Slow days yay! about 15 hours ago from Viigo
  6. I listened to Opie and Anthony talk about bees for some spiritual growth. I think I'm going to faint. Or puke. 8:17 PM Nov 10th from Viigo
  7. I haven't been on vacation in almost two years. It shows. 12:07 PM Nov 10th from Viigo
  8. RT @EloisaJames: RT @TeresaMedeiros: My idea of "roughing it" is no room service. (That's too much wilderness for me.) 11:59 AM Nov 10th from Viigo
  9. RT @birbigs: There should be a middle school version of Gossip girl called "milk money." #GossipGirl 4:35 AM Nov 10th from Viigo
  10. read two years of LJ entries and it was like reading the life of someone else. The best part is trying to figure out which "he" I meant. 7:21 PM Nov 9th from Viigo
  11. At South Station waiting for two douches to be done getting their shoes shined so I can get a key copy made. I can't explain why I'm annoyed 9:45 AM Nov 9th from Viigo
  12. Love you @piefire. RT @EpochZero: Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal. 11:00 PM Nov 7th from Viigo
  13. @xmakeitchemical @mmarieritter I really do hate them. Like, for real. 9:48 PM Nov 7th from Viigo
  14. I'm not quite sure about what the fuck today is but: there is no why this came to pass, there's only just because. 9:46 PM Nov 7th from Viigo
  15. Message world: sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here. 10:05 AM Nov 6th from Viigo
  16. The lyndsey train has left the station and there is no room for new passengers. 8:37 AM Nov 6th from Viigo
  17. Does YOUR cat make TOO much NOISE? #kittenmittens 8:48 PM Nov 5th from Viigo
  18. @mmarieritter Ike's last tweet: Andrew Keagan in 10 Things. Which one makes me look more pensive? 8:47 PM Nov 5th from Viigo
  19. if your wife's vagina grosses you out because she pushed your child out of it, you don't deserve to ever stick your dick in one ever again. 7:04 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. if The League is indicative of what adult men are really like, then i'm right to remain single. 7:03 PM Nov 5th from web