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  1. Oh yeah. And thanks, soldier people. Or whatever. 'ppreciate it.
  2. I am the kind of woman that reads Pride and Prejudice aloud with accents and voices. I have annoyed myself with my Mrs. Bennett.
  3. Also, @EloisaJames is following me and I am happy, though my tweets aren't nearly as interesting as her Parisian paradise ones are.
  4. Landlord keeps heat on so high that I spent an hour huddled under blankets with the window open so I could remember what November felt like.
  5. The best part about working on national holidays is that everyone thinks we're closed. Slow days yay!
  6. I listened to Opie and Anthony talk about bees for some spiritual growth. I think I'm going to faint. Or puke.
  7. I haven't been on vacation in almost two years. It shows.
  8. RT @EloisaJames: RT @TeresaMedeiros: My idea of "roughing it" is no room service. (That's too much wilderness for me.)
  9. RT @birbigs: There should be a middle school version of Gossip girl called "milk money." #GossipGirl
  10. read two years of LJ entries and it was like reading the life of someone else. The best part is trying to figure out which "he" I meant.
  11. At South Station waiting for two douches to be done getting their shoes shined so I can get a key copy made. I can't explain why I'm annoyed
  12. Love you @piefire. RT @EpochZero: Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal.
  13. @xmakeitchemical @mmarieritter I really do hate them. Like, for real.
  14. I'm not quite sure about what the fuck today is but: there is no why this came to pass, there's only just because.
  15. Message world: sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
  16. The lyndsey train has left the station and there is no room for new passengers.
  17. Does YOUR cat make TOO much NOISE? #kittenmittens
  18. @mmarieritter Ike's last tweet: Andrew Keagan in 10 Things. Which one makes me look more pensive?
  19. if your wife's vagina grosses you out because she pushed your child out of it, you don't deserve to ever stick your dick in one ever again.
  20. if The League is indicative of what adult men are really like, then i'm right to remain single.