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  1. Whatever I'm eating right now, it's pretty good. I think it's a beet. 11:55 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  2. I want to kill more than ever. The birds, chirping at my window at 7am. Why do they only do this on weekends? It's like they know. 5:51 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  3. Tiger used the word "infidelity" for the first time. My niece said "Dada" for the first time. What a day! 8:09 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  4. #IfSantaWasBlack he'd leave golf to focus on being Santa duhhh. 6:57 PM Dec 11th from web
  5. What keeps me feeling young and vibrant? My parents still tell me what to do. It's like being 12 all over again! 6:47 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  6. Barbara Walters just asked Michele Obama about her arms, if I ever make it big, she will ask me about my super tiny ear canals. 8:18 PM Dec 9th from web
  7. The Tiger Woods thing aint so bad. Not like that crazy Michael Phelps smoking weed and getting suspended. 9:35 PM Dec 8th from web
  8. My bow tie pasta is falling apart. I am having rectangles with vodka sauce. 6:43 PM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  9. What a tearjerker. No, not Precious. Ellen's Twelve Days of Giveaways. 1:40 PM Dec 7th from web
  10. @reppocs this is all from the outside, on the sidewalk. But I might be projecting my own needs through puppies again. 4:26 PM Dec 6th from web
  11. Okay here's the hug. I gotta walk away. http://twitpic.com/sgtwj 4:09 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  12. Somebody needs a hug! http://twitpic.com/sgtdu 4:06 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  13. What it's like to have the same face & ass. http://twitpic.com/sgrdg 3:54 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  14. 'Go get 'em Tiger' is just an expression, Tiger. 8:32 AM Dec 6th from web
  15. Trying this proactive thing. Not the acne stuff but the opposite of sitting around doing nothing. 8:29 AM Dec 6th from web
  16. Merry Christmas everybody! There, I just did all my Christmas shopping. 9:40 PM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  17. I went to yoga to de-stress. But if you don't know the poses it's a little stressful. 1:11 PM Dec 4th from web
  18. Someone recognized me in my swim cap. Creepy, but flattering. 8:16 AM Dec 4th from web
  19. if you google the word "transgressions" Tiger's face pops up. Not a joke. 6:30 AM Dec 3rd from web
  20. RT @PatGodwin: Mrs. Woods thought she had a Tiger, but what she got was a Lion and a Cheeta. Folks! 6:15 AM Dec 3rd from web