lx69
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my kid: hit me hit me hit me w/your rhythm stick, hit me hit me, hit me slow, hit me quick. Ian Dury is proud. And so is Dad.
6:09 AM Nov 21st
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@ addy=address
5:16 PM Nov 20th
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i despise people who pronounce/write: "prolly" and "addy."
4:05 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: Trying to teach my son how to lose gracefully but the MF has now rolled Yahtzee 3 g.d. times in a row. Un-fucking-believable
3:58 PM Nov 20th
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@ true that. is that "redemption" theme anywhere in the Twilight books? oh...how would you know. never mind.
9:12 AM Nov 20th
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tunes about social injustice, hope, and redemption...as well as death, will yield you much bank:
9:07 AM Nov 20th
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@ thank you very much for the friday follow
7:11 AM Nov 20th
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let's close some tabs
5:54 AM Nov 20th
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i left my wallet in El Segundo
5:48 AM Nov 20th
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RT @: I'm still overcome with glee after learning earlier today that "Going Rogue" is British slang for unprotected anal sex.
5:19 AM Nov 20th
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i hope when those cheating Frogs show up on the pitch in S. Africa, the fans pelt them with rocks and boulders and bags of dog excrement
5:18 AM Nov 20th
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Ofra Haza is ending her show in 2011? isn't she dead?
7:15 PM Nov 19th
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how do i describe my writing? imagine Quato (from Total Recall) couging out bile, blood, and general sputum.
4:06 PM Nov 19th
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addicted to vodka and sweet tea. damn you you southern rednecks
4:03 PM Nov 19th
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@ too long. re: Orca, she's starting a cable channel dedicated exclusively to herself. fucking pig egomaniac.
3:54 PM Nov 19th
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have you sent your loved one an electronic throat punch to-day?
3:12 PM Nov 19th
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@ thank you for the word-ups on Swine. i am feeling trapped in a corner and squeezed for words.
3:09 PM Nov 19th
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@ oh yeh? i've decided to re-deunfriend some of yous.
3:04 PM Nov 19th
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@ i fuckin hate that shit fraud Chopra. fuckin parasite!
3:01 PM Nov 19th
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@ re: BBQ and ribs...uh...this is what people here live for. come down maing.
3:00 PM Nov 19th
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- Name Alex M. Pruteanu
- Location Raleigh/Chapel Hill, USA
- Web http://swine.word...
- Bio Editor by day, writer by night. Will work for strong drinks and red wine.
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