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  1. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. 4:43 AM Dec 8th from Twinkle
  2. Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law. 6:27 AM Dec 7th from Twinkle
  3. No man by fearing reaches the top. 5:18 AM Dec 6th from Twinkle
  4. I wonder if you choke a smurf, what colour does he turn to? 4:39 AM Dec 5th from Twinkle
  5. An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. 6:24 PM Dec 4th from Twinkle
  6. The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour. 10:10 AM Dec 4th from Twinkle
  7. Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. 8:55 AM Dec 3rd from Twinkle
  8. It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. 4:48 AM Dec 2nd from Twinkle
  9. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. http://tinyurl.com/y8j5svw 6:08 AM Dec 1st from Twinkle
  10. 得道多助，失道寡助。 http://tinyurl.com/yjlgxob 6:01 AM Dec 1st from Twinkle
  11. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 5:15 AM Nov 30th from Twinkle
  12. He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all. 5:49 AM Nov 27th from Twinkle
  13. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. 9:49 AM Nov 26th from Twinkle
  14. To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. 5:52 AM Nov 25th from Twinkle
  15. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. 1:29 AM Nov 24th from Twinkle
  16. There is no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? 5:03 AM Nov 23rd from Twinkle
  17. An honest man is always a child. 7:16 AM Nov 22nd from Twinkle
  18. 用英文教母语，就如鼓励国人入藉国外，而希望能够激发国人对国内的爱国情操。赞！ 6:13 PM Nov 21st from Twinkle
  19. 可惜呀，你应该多念一个语文荣誉班，免得落到现在让人耻笑。 5:41 PM Nov 21st from Twinkle
  20. 转载【世說新語】在當今亞洲幾個華人聚集的地方。香港：一切准許，除非法律禁止。新加坡：一切禁止，除非法律准許。台灣：一切准許，包括法律禁止。中國大陸：一切禁止，包括法律准許。 8:42 AM Nov 21st from Twinkle