lwilkins5000
Belle the Dog is so quick to shun me when I am without cookies
| OOOH, how I wish @gregperez was here right now to do an honest to goodness Brokaw intro! |
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| listening to the wood pecker on my roof pound at a metal vent. I think it's retarded. |
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| http://www.5ives.com/ haven't checked in a long while, and it still entertains |
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| @Gregperez & @ckwinny: update please! |
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| I really enjoy babyshowers that serve alcohol... all the horror stories come out |
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| Do not deny the Contessa |
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| Yay El nino! |
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| Ratio of grey hair to brown hair is getting dangerously close. Contemplating hitting the bottle.... |
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| I worry about my co-workers who 1) dream about work & 2) dream about co-workers *dating*.... |
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| http://www.lyricscrawler.co... |
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| Noise cancelling headphones are the cubist's way of closing the office door |
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| Lego thinks of everything...including little tiny Lego toilets with little tiny Lego toilet paper for the little tiny Lego jail cells |
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| @craigsaila: thanks! itotally forgot that I filed an extension and should probably face the man sooner or later. |
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| @voxy was reading my mind...I was just daydreaming of the ability to chirp instead of being a twit |
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| i just tried to call the elevator with my car key fob |
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| yes...I'm going to see a sheep get sheared...and thank you shezad for teaching me how to reply directly to ONE person |
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| Coool! I don't think has ever seen a sheep stripped! Thx for the invite! |
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| whoa! I might be able to, what time u heading over? |
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| CB Radios were the first texting devices. |
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