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  1. 'Anyone else's pancreas feel weird?'
  2. It's beginning to look lot like OH COME ON! You gotta be effin kidding me! http://twitpic.com/rghrn
  3. 'Larger vehicles need more room'. This portion of highway 69 is brought to you by Captain Obvious.
  4. As soon as we hit Sudbury, it started snowing. Taking preventative shots in case we get trapped in a blizzard.
  5. Good morning from Georgian Bay. Frost on the ground is a shitty welcome. Hmmph. http://twitpic.com/rg3q5
  6. Funner: If we get pulled over, the first thing I'm saying is 'hey, the drugs are NOT in her ass'.
  7. And we're off like a herd of screaming assholes.
  8. 'A week long roadtrip? Wow. That's a lot of drugs!'
  9. Attention: Tomorrow I will be leaving on a cross country roadtrip with my two crazy friends. If I stop tweeting, it means I'm dead.
  10. #Follow every day! @COWBOYJDANOS @michaelmagical @Rob_Eternal @JennyBucket @teambudd1 @skullly @mikehindman @toddster @cellguru
  11. #Follow great people! @The_No_Show @quinnal @JimSantana @hannahraecohen @3319smb @DarrenSproat @justkramer @official92 @theladywrites
  12. #Follow back atcha! @TheAmericanPoet @chiclet_ @MeSamThorpe @tobesking @blusol @KillaSkill @enigmaticbryce @ardvarc @cybeam1 @franzcapra
  13. Thanx 4 RTs! @Pinche_Rooster @ericomanga @Jah_Rasta @anniewsu @TwistedCroc @TVOrphan @LeithAitken @JCFLORES210 @frumpydarling @Jaysandjays
  14. Thanks for the RTs! @Alfieb87 @FakeEthelMerman @bumperstickers @Itzaira @Salander85 @A1eksanderr @Copyjoker @IAMRosesAreRed @saleemjourney
  15. Thanx for RTs! @randomslagathor @koddsson @priSCberry_xo @PaulCartmel @LeilaPan @Sznq @Ricksahota @JimSantana @michaelmagical @barryjdunn
  16. @Rob_Eternal having a great day! Leaving for a big roadtrip tomorrow. How've you been?
  17. Does it make you an asshole if you tell your mom that things would be easier if she just followed you on Twitter? I'm asking for a friend.
  18. @ardvarc can I wear your hat?
  19. @Catronator you look adorable in your avatar! We should have babies asap.
  20. The bicycle wagon world domination gang! Late #FollowFriday @ardvarc, @lurkey, @catronator @justkramer, @mercedeslv, @ads_infinitum