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  1. Its freezing! Looks like I'm going to have to burn one of my roommates for heat.
  2. French Military Victories #WorldsThinnestBooks
  3. It's just like that Savage Garden song, 'I facebook stalked you before I met you'.
  4. RT @MassiveBenny: Can you picture a Lottery winner's comeface? http://yfrog.com/japl4j (for @lurkey) <- The face is for me?
  5. Him: 'Just the thought of your face makes me want to put my foot through the wall' Me: 'I bet you say that to all the girls'
  6. RT @Lurquer @lurkey MUST see this! RT @Dana_Willhoit: BACON-inspired fingernail design http://bit.ly/4tp6uN <- I'll take 10!
  7. @GPappalardo Get some feces in there and you could call it "The Aristocrats"
  8. New favorite lists I'm on : 'girls-have-vaginas' and 'would-do-shots-off-navel'.
  9. Rt @mikey_moon meow #shitmycatsays
  10. @adtothebone Brilliant. When I invent a knock-off Snuggie, I'm going to call it Blarms. The marketing writes itself.
  11. This holiday season, give the gift of Snuggie. Because nothing says "I love you" like a blanket with arms.
  12. RT @JimSantana Modesty By Lurkey #WorldsThinnestBooks (kidding) <- Hahaha. But seriously. I'm awesome.
  13. Nothing has made me as genuinely happy in a long time -> http://bit.ly/omCN0
  14. Modesty By Bono Vox #WorldsThinnestBooks
  15. @JoeLaz Thanks for the RT on @BestAt. Very cool :)
  16. Thanks for the RTs! @burningxgleam @FragileTension @BagshotFalcon @GreigRussell @cheriecalgary @LeithAitken @Lena
  17. Thanks for the RTs! @salsburyp @bville_girl @k3ll0 @Nurse_Tammy @corocks2 @amymccl @KateEDid14 @ryantreed5 @MikeyBuchanan @mattbarnabe
  18. Thanks for the RTs! @Gabbyhp @joannamuses @juliestweet @rebekahredux @trish_tha_dish @Itzaira @calichan2 @DIANNAsJONbear @drgemini86
  19. Thanx 4 RT @ginawelker @ladymeg @embaileyftw @ellemignon @MaxThrane @angelofmisery @MajorasWrath @MittinsKittens @vodkayleighx @Frannabelle
  20. Thanks for the RTs! @yesyoushould @brownsmartazz @ElChupracabra @ThisIsLadyD @jennofred @D3vR @Oelaman @mrmccabe @MAV3RIK @raincoaster