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  1. http://twitpic.com/vt23o - and what a crippling addiction this is.
  2. @OGMushSDS hahaha, thank you! such a subtle line, but i try to squeeze it into any situation that's remotely appropriate...
  3. @OGMushSDS DAMN! sluts...
  4. RT @FATJEW: A homeless woman gives a guy a lapdance on the NYC subway, this photo has the sex appeal of a schoolbus fire. http://twitpic ...
  5. @OGMushSDS i'll go ice my balls and spit-up blood, "TEAM PLAYER"!
  6. @OGMushSDS so what were they like? were they built for speed, or for comfort?
  7. @eljeYES "you motorboatin sonnuvabitch! you old sailor, you!" but in all seriousness, i'm surprised i've yet to motorboat anyone. ever.
  8. @eljeYES sorry to be that lady that answers, but i notice. then again, that's because i'm so short, my chin is usually resting on em...
  9. @daylonstuddard hahaha, way to think ahead!
  10. @daylonstuddard very hard to dip. and they don't fit in a neatly-wrapped napkin in your purse for when you get hungry later. (that just me?)
  11. @daylonstuddard but the chicken is so alive and wanting to peck everything in its way...
  12. @TRUCKNOLOGY my friend mary followed that up with "i don't know if that's the saying, but it's one or the other." and for sure, the nugget.
  13. "IT'S THE CHICKEN OR THE NUGGET."
  14. RT @thrashermag Get a first look at the Feb magazine which comes with a free copy of our Prevent This Tragedy DVD http://tinyurl.com/yctolns
  15. it's such a terrible feeling realizing your cup of coffee isn't as strong as it usually is. gonna make another pot when i finish my cup.
  16. overlooked "let's get some girls extra-pregnant"? RT @berrics TEXT YOSELF BEEFO YO WRECK YOSELF - 2009 Highlights http://tinyurl.com/tys2009
  17. @epiclyTRIFE true. and funny that happened since i'm wearing my "go demon or go home" shirt...
  18. it's like my hair knows when i'm gonna comb it soon... the dreads start getting in groups of 3, ultimately making doomsday a living hell.
  19. @RonnieWK good. there was no turning back after having already put the canola oil in the pan...
  20. @RonnieWK i was a hop, skip, and step away from making you fried bananas and serving you sprite in an actual bottle. equipped with a straw.