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  1. Joke time: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. #hereallnight 9:12 AM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  2. I'm not very good at this, am I? :( 2:35 PM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  3. @emptypocketsx Can't read cracked.com out here :/ 7:30 AM Jul 18th from TweetDeck in reply to emptypocketsx
  4. Some wag lured me into a carbonite chamber and sold me to a collector of antiquities. Normal service is resumed! 7:30 AM Jul 18th from TweetDeck
  5. Have an urge for some fried chicken. 1:02 PM May 19th from TweetDeck
  6. Do not want: recollections of past weekend. Bad times all around! 3:57 AM May 7th from TweetDeck
  7. @lalaboom That is a hugely cruel and insensitive. 3:55 AM May 7th from TweetDeck in reply to lalaboom
  8. It's been quiet. Too quiet. The Sith are up to something. I feel it in my fingers. I feel it in my toes. 6:00 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
  9. @alexzych That never gets old! 5:59 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck in reply to alexzych
  10. Sometimes I wish I was cooler than Solo. 8:29 AM Apr 21st from web
  11. I'm not sure if @darthvader has seen this, but Michael Jackson is posing as him: http://bit.ly/BIsQG 7:32 AM Apr 20th from TweetDeck
  12. @CharloErlkonig This is the real Luke Skywalker. Alas, I will have to turn down your request for anal relations. 7:30 AM Apr 20th from TweetDeck in reply to CharloErlkonig
  13. @MrChrismitchell I prefer to term it 'intuition'. 8:49 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to MrChrismitchell
  14. I must thank @UncleOwen for the egg he got me for Easter. Only problem was it was laid by a fanback. 8:47 AM Apr 14th from web
  15. @mxokreis They weren't the converters I was looking for. 1:00 PM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to MxOKreis
  16. @redsoxgirl28 I aim to please. 9:23 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to redsoxgirl28
  17. @admiraldaala I must make a note to change Artoo's encryption algorithms. 9:23 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to AdmiralDaala
  18. @SeanWhalen I believe you need Flash enabled. 9:22 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to SeanWhalen
  19. The secret of @r2d2 has now been revealed: http://www.r2d2translator.com/ 4:35 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck
  20. @emptypocketsx I thought it was a good joke! At least one worthy of Jar-Jar... 2:16 PM Apr 4th from TweetDeck in reply to emptypocketsx