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Have an urge for some fried chicken.1:02 PM May 19th from TweetDeck
Do not want: recollections of past weekend. Bad times all around!3:57 AM May 7th from TweetDeck
@lalaboom That is a hugely cruel and insensitive.3:55 AM May 7th from TweetDeck in reply to lalaboom
It's been quiet. Too quiet. The Sith are up to something. I feel it in my fingers. I feel it in my toes.6:00 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck
@alexzych That never gets old!5:59 PM Apr 29th from TweetDeck in reply to alexzych
Sometimes I wish I was cooler than Solo.8:29 AM Apr 21st from web
I'm not sure if @darthvader has seen this, but Michael Jackson is posing as him: http://bit.ly/BIsQG7:32 AM Apr 20th from TweetDeck
@CharloErlkonig This is the real Luke Skywalker. Alas, I will have to turn down your request for anal relations.7:30 AM Apr 20th from TweetDeck in reply to CharloErlkonig
@MrChrismitchell I prefer to term it 'intuition'.8:49 AM Apr 14th from web in reply to MrChrismitchell
I must thank @UncleOwen for the egg he got me for Easter. Only problem was it was laid by a fanback.8:47 AM Apr 14th from web
@mxokreis They weren't the converters I was looking for.1:00 PM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to MxOKreis
@redsoxgirl28 I aim to please.9:23 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to redsoxgirl28
@admiraldaala I must make a note to change Artoo's encryption algorithms.9:23 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to admiraldaala
@SeanWhalen I believe you need Flash enabled.9:22 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck in reply to SeanWhalen
The secret of @r2d2 has now been revealed: http://www.r2d2translator.com/4:35 AM Apr 8th from TweetDeck
@emptypocketsx I thought it was a good joke! At least one worthy of Jar-Jar...2:16 PM Apr 4th from TweetDeck in reply to emptypocketsx
@emptypocketsx What did you do with Neil?3:23 AM Apr 4th from TweetDeck in reply to emptypocketsx
My spam-droid just can't cope with @QUESTION___MARK2:25 PM Apr 2nd from TweetDeck
@pauldhunt Looks like the jumpsuit I had to wear in the X-wing.9:53 AM Apr 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to pauldhunt
Could well have done with one of these on Hoth: http://bit.ly/HZgTT9:31 AM Apr 2nd from TweetDeck

Name Luke Skywalker
Location Yavin 4
Bio Jedi. Galactic playboy. Jerk.

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