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Looking at my recent calls, I must've pissed a few people off with butt dials late last night.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
@bhawley Mind picking me up some Orange Bowl championship shirts?about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
@andybechtel Aww come on. It's not like Madoff's a real human being with feelings. I wouldn't have mind if it ended w/ "Don't drop the soap"about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
Guess now they can't say CNN never takes Obama to task /sarcasm. http://tr.im/syFLabout 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
@spaulds1 As long as it's not pulsing or black, I think you're ok. Trust me. I was a doctor in a high school play once.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
@trudishaffer I thought Scranton got national attention every Thursday...about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to trudishaffer
@brianlewisjones No Canada's far worse. They only drink Molson Ice.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to brianlewisjones
Sorry forwthe rage everyone. Papa really wanted a white Russian tonight.about 22 hours ago from txt
Screw Tea parties. VA needs to be having all-out booze parties to give us more rights to our liquor.2:39 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
RT @mbusse: Journalists, political junkies and anyone who's interested: Track U.S. legislators at http://legistalker.org2:35 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
In VA you have to buy liquor through the ABC?! The dicks not even good enough to be REAL cops?! That's crap.2:28 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
Where are the liquor stores in town? Shouldn't be this hard to find one.2:01 PM Jul 15th from txt
These media requests for Sanford interviews get a little ethically questionable. http://tr.im/ssAL8:07 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
@KelseyProud *shudders* Good thing I've already graduated.7:17 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck in reply to KelseyProud
I've figured out the trick to waking up: Put the alarm on NPR. Dianne Rehm's decrepit, Crypt-Keeperlike voice scares me out of bed.7:15 AM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
Our break room doubles as the home of the Strategic North American spork supply3:56 PM Jul 14th from txt
@Jadielady Yikes. That's what I was afraid of. Man I miss Lawrence, KS11:36 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck in reply to Jadielady
Complete the sentence: "When I'm bored in Lynchburg, I ________." I need something to do the next couple days.9:45 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
Evidence of a politician on Twitter for the wrong reasons: His office is shooting for follower milestones.9:23 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck
RT @AlexParker: Kansas City gets 2012 All Star Game! http://www.kansascity.com/1...9:17 AM Jul 14th from TweetDeck

Name Luke Morris
Location Lynchburg, VA
Web http://lukemorris...
Bio Grammar nerd moonlighting as a News & Advance copy editor. University of Kansas alumnus, former copy editing intern at The Philadelphia Inquirer and KC Star.