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  1. and let's not forget the problems with giving well regulated militias access to commas
  2. Let's just say if there were a world series of drinking games, I think Australia might run it, invite Canada so we had someone to beat. ...
  3. users don't export things to csv ... you are confusing users with soem other lifeform
  4. Everybody stand back. I believe I am socially obligated to feign surprise right now, and there may be some falling from furniture involved.
  5. Java Programmers are the Erotic Furries of Programming
  6. Chuck Norris can code with register_globals turned on
  7. we were not speaking strange martian dialects at each other then, that is handy ... or whatever martians call handy, seeing as they may ...
  8. the great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from
  9. makes me want to stick their series of tubes places that tubes were not intended to be shoved
  10. you need to move to a nicer neighborhood, or cross the street when you see somebody wearing a raincoat in september
  11. I get first dibs on being the one outside the box, not inside it in a sweaty cat suit
  12. my blinds are often shut so if the world ends and it seems like I have not noticed, somebody ping me
  13. [customer] seem to think that reverse engineering is not the optimum way to figure out how a protocol works. Crazy talk I know, but we ...
  14. there is enough svn ignorance in the world to share fairly generously
  15. my favourite kind of hard problems are other people's hard problems
  16. until we switch to IP over USPS in v2 that is
  17. the monster manual is a pretty good read, being essentially a printout of dailywtf.com
  18. we probably will be able to maintain the illusion of returning random errors without deliberately inserting pseudo random error generation
  19. I'll hold off on odering the cookies till I get back ... and ordering them too, odered cookies are much less popular. Except with dogs. ...
  20. I might give a discount Chinese parachute manufacturer a second chance before I give [that] a second chance