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  1. Who would win a fight between Nate and a bagel? Now that might be tougher to set odds for.
  2. blah blah concurrency ... hard blah blah
  3. I am frantically googling to see if advocating framework use and error suppression operator use in the same article is considered ground ...
  4. Throw a stone outside this office and you'd kill 3 geese and 37 starlings. I'm convinced Hitchcock's body must be buried in the foundations.
  5. yeah and your phone with no messaging has that cool brass and bakelite finish
  6. ./configure --enable-short-tags --enable-non-standard-namespace-separator --i-am-a-dummy --no-seriously-a-complete-moron --enable-cakephp
  7. ah, the famous mystery meat algorithm.
  8. Sometimes I feel like I am wading, neck deep through a sewer of stupid
  9. that is the problem with lukeisms. I try out a draft of my new material in private, then release it. Now instead the rough drafts and re ...
  10. write something that you will not end up on dailywtf if it makes it to production
  11. Ok, I will step away from the paper bag I keep specifically for concurrent thread debugging induced hyperventilation
  12. the electric shock enforced function access control method is being integrated later
  13. Luke's razor can be "All other things being equal, the most entertaining solution that most slanders Canadians is the best."
  14. Circus is a very old fashioned business. They would probably hire the talentless guy who juggles three cats and a chainsaw rather than t ...
  15. manual beatings are so inefficient
  16. On saturday greg and I are going to see a band that was only formed tomorrow lunchtime. That is how cool we are.
  17. Well obviously. We all make exceptions for Rick Astley.
  18. ah the joy of dentistry. If it were any more fun there would be a queue out the door
  19. I can see a Russian from my desk
  20. I found the pdf version to be neither soft enough, nor absorbent enough to be used in the manner I usually use frameworks books