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  1. Hurrah! Lunchbreak finally on busiest shopping Saturday of the year. Delighted to see so many people buying books as presents though!!!
  2. Customer order "Three Hares" lying on till. Another customer : "Oh, is that Homer Simpson's autobiography?" ..*hi-hat tschhhh* ayethangyew.
  3. Sainsbury's loo roll! One of which has OMITTED TO PERFORATE SAME! Thus causing tiny frantic scraps all over loo floor! #firstworldproblems
  4. @pocketropolis So sorry. Know how much of a blow it is. Hope you're OK. x
  5. De Kuypers Sour Rhubarb liqueur. You heard it here first. Makes the queen of all winter Martinis.
  6. One of the most depressing things about being Sarah Palin must be people regularly rushing up and saying "Ms Fey, I'm SUCH a HUGE fan!!"
  7. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: love, time, actually - http://w33.us/5mgq
  8. @Alheri Missed it - also haven't read Toast yet! Does it have recipes?
  9. @NedReardon 2nd one only about fruit. May be less of a success than the 1st one I think, but we'll have to wait and see...
  10. Loving Nigel Slater's new book, esp description of an aubergine as "lustrous, handsome, extraordinary girth". Salivating, in a confused way.
  11. @indiaknight Either frenzied tree-watering or luxurious fake (in manner of Stella McCartney fur) the only answer. I'd go latter.
  12. @BelgianWaffling Suspect keyword search may have led them to (a) you, (b) Half Man Half Biscuit.
  13. @titianred Although should hastily add, as nerd myself, am always delighted by serious nerd children wanting sci-fi at age of 9.
  14. @titianred And "Seriously, your child is about a quarter as enchanting as you think it is, and that's being generous."
  15. @randallwrites Fnar. It's up there with "were you looking for something pacific?" and "I'll have a slither of cake".
  16. late night shopping here. Wine and pastry crumbs on the books. Feel freakish urge to turn into Bernard Black ("GET OUT YOU TIMEWASTERS").
  17. @BelgianWaffling HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you've trained the little ones to mix a drink. If not, http://tinyurl.com/yg3suth
  18. RT @timhayward: #18thcenturypop My syllabub brings all the boys to the yard
  19. #18thcenturypop I have a PRESENTIMENT that tonight shalle be most enjoyable
  20. #18thcenturypop : You! I wish to convey you to a molly-house! I wish to convey you to a molly-house, a molly-house! (by The Galvanick VI)