luckyshirt
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I see you looking at my dog's bikini like you're worried I live in your city.
about 1 hour ago
via web
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If you ever want me to stop talking to you, just send me a .WMV file.
about 2 hours ago
via web
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So the consensus seems to be that Kraft™ Maga jokes are not funny.
about 3 hours ago
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@ @ Dibs on playing Man with Axe when we re-enact this:
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to davegorum
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@ Lol his mouse had a wire. That's from Star Whales, right?
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to everydaydude
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@ @ This is a Russian stacking doll of amazing.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to davegorum
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@ Fly in for ?
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to mayafish
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@ Take it easy, Lawnmower Man.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to davegorum
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Learning Kraft™ Maga, which is all about disarming people who come at you with disgusting cheese.
about 5 hours ago
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@ I wish there was a Codecademy for everything. Let's go to Ruby Camp! That's probably a real thing.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to mayafish
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Oh and really quick how do I "talk" to "the internet" with a "computer"?
about 5 hours ago
via web
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Thanks for the help, monkeys. I'll see if phpMyAdmin is flexible enough, and move on to Ruby if it isn't. Also: Your mom is flexible enough.
about 5 hours ago
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Ultimate Lazy Tweet: I'm about to build a web interface for an SQL database. I know HTML and CSS. Should I learn Java, PHP, Ruby, or Python?
about 5 hours ago
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Harry Potter is so fake.
about 20 hours ago
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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my crowbar please hit me in the head as hard as you can maybe.
about 22 hours ago
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My friend tried to give me her two hamsters, which really means my friend tried to make my children cry in about three months.
3:20 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Happy birthday, Jesus.
3:12 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Oops. That peoplewatching tweet was supposed to be a DM to you, Louis. Everyone else is an ugly jerk.
1:37 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to LouisPeitzman
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Peoplewatching at the beach is a great way to see how insecure everyone is.
Hey. Everyone. You look great and people like you. You're fine.
1:06 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Settle down, chewing gum makers.
8:27 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Lucky Shirt
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://luckyshirt...
- Bio Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.
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