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  1. Holy crap, I can see the stars and there is snow on the ground. Whut up, northern Ontario?
  2. Hello Twitter. I remember you.
  3. Snoopy dancing at work to classical music. Sleep deprivation madness phase 1.
  4. Just cut poop out of my cat's fur. Exactly how I saw my night ending.
  5. Just saw a man driving a Lexus while wearing a Venecian masquerade mask. Mmmkaaay...
  6. Cookies a success, also a failure. Delicious, delicious failure.
  7. I am about to buy cookies from the grocery store. This hasn't happened since I lived with my parents. Pray for me.
  8. I am the biggest most unforgivable fool that ever did exist on this earth. Though things are looking brighter, I must admit.
  9. Conned into going out tonight. If he wasn't my best friend and didn't live miles away this shit wouldn't fly.
  10. Decided that spending 140 dollars on a new tattoo was the right way to make myself feel better. I was correct.
  11. At the Cameron House. No matter how bad I feel, Sunday nights here make it all worth while.
  12. Making a pie! Pies taste the best when made without clothes on. Just sayin'.
  13. I'm a pretty big idiot for continuing to believe that shit will change. Who needs love when you've got beer and sweet potato fries?
  14. Matadors show tomorrow, then Toxic Avenger Musical on Saturday. The weekend can not come soon enough! FUCK YES!
  15. Finally caved and bought the perfume I've been coveting for a year. I smell good enough to eat. And still want seconds!
  16. I was just told by my best friend that he loves me better than his girlfriend and also give better head. I win?
  17. I have officially been harassed by my work too many times on my days off. Currently writing my resignation. So long you fuckbags.
  18. Taking a NAP. Confused about my interview today, she wants me back again next weekend. I really just want a week's vacation.
  19. If I don't get a day off soon, I'm going to storm in to work wearing all sorts of crazy masks and costumes and act straight up normal.
  20. Fucking GWAR! Just got a ticket in the nick of time!