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  1. Broadcast have found my phone number again. And remembered they paid me for shedloads of work which they then didn't ask me to do. Shitcakes
  2. Difficult day. Is it the rain, last night's full moon or the effing lack of sleep again?
  3. Foul weather has blown in. #loveitwhentheweatherforecastisright
  4. Jamie's US Road Trip. HIGNFY. Armstrong & Miller. Am seriously out of love with Gardeners' World. Alice frickin irritation. GW not on anyway
  5. Enough of being a pisshead. Gotta go do yummy mummy stuff with pumpkins, nuts, biscuit cutters...
  6. Brown sauce. i need something with brown sauce. No bacon in the fridge. Only ham #crisis
  7. My vagina thoroughly enjoyed the Monologues last night. My head isn't enjoying the results of the wine that followed
  8. Off to see the Vagina Monologues at the Octagon, Yeovil tonight. Will report back on the average age/gender of the audience
  9. Wondering if there's a market for "Confessions of a provincial solicitor." Dead bodies, people changing their name to Star Wars characters
  10. Correction: it's the White Company catalogue and I'm amused by the wreath that looks like a load of fag butts glued together
  11. Home from my "wolf from the door" job. House quiet and empty. Reading White Stuff catalogue. Such is my life
  12. Wishing I'd never started that packet of Walkers Sensations. All 160g of them
  13. Won a Mini-Boden duffle on eBay. Love it when a plan comes together
  14. Caught up with The Thick of It. "I'm away to wipe my arse on pictures of Nick Robinson. I'm getting good at giving him a quiff." Ha!
  15. Children with grandparents for a few nights. Strangely, I miss them. But I'll get over it :)
  16. Kelvin Mackenzie about Nick Griffin on #bbcqt "A major event, right up there with Frost/Nixon." True?
  17. @twosoups You must say no to senior relations on FB. It's like having your stepdad in the pub with you and your mates
  18. Doing things with butternut squash. Soup w thyme, cumin, allspice. Roasting with honey and crushed chillies. Mmmm
  19. Back on the campaign trail. But leaving time for the gym, swimming. It's the only way to mental health
  20. Enervate 1, a. - Wanting in (physical, moral, literary, artistic) vigour