LtWorf
@DeannaTroi, They smell that way from dancing on the charred corpses of our foes. Don't patronize me Dee.
| LtWorf Thinking of learning a musical instrument. Riker on sax. Data on violin. Me on ukulele. |
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| LtWorf @deannatroi, try lapsang souchong -- a true warriors' tea. The flavor of klingon socks. |
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| LtWorf Cadets, here is the reading list for my academy course: http://www.amazon.com/gp/ri... |
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| LtWorf Washing my hair and getting ready for my date with @DeannaTroi. Brut or Old Spice? |
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| LtWorf Twitter says my page doesn't exist: http://twitter.com/LtWorf -- I'll show it. |
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| LtWorf @LevarBurton, you are a beautiful and unique snowflake. |
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| LtWorf I declare war on these dishonorable, fussy computers. Here's my Bar'ak endorsement: http://tinyurl.com/5l3xqh |
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| LtWorf See me endorse Bar'ak Obamaka here: http://tinyurl.com/45ufnr man. Thanks @rewinn. |
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| LtWorf Checking out my brother @LevarBurton. Was that Gary Coleman I saw in Starbucks? |
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| LtWorf Picard doesn't mind me maiming my adversaries -- out of hours. Lots of bat'leth lined up this weekend. |
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| LtWorf So do we value money in the 24th century or not? At my pay review, Riker says no. At the poker table, Riker says yes. |
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| LtWorf It's time for a personnel review: prove that you are my follower, or find your own way home in an escape pod. Reply @ltworf immediately. |
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| LtWorf Investigating cause of earthquake in Springfield, IL. I suspect Q -- that man has no honor. Every house fine apart from Ned Flanders'. |
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| LtWorf @randomutterings: when I'm taking a break from Wagner, there's nothing I like better than relaxing to Flight of the Conchords. Invigorating. |
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| LtWorf Reading the Warriors Guide to True Manliness. Spot on: http://tinyurl.com/yrvn5w |
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| LtWorf @mariuss, an honorable Klingon does not seek favor behind closed doors through flattery and toadying. The true warrior walks an open path. |
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| LtWorf @negatendo, Indeed I am. Keeping a close eye. Can you feel my hot Klingon breath on the back of your neck? |
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| LtWorf Firing photo torpedoes on all other colors. Full spread. @goldteam shall prevail. |
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| LtWorf Got a call from L'Oreal. They say chicks love my silky well conditioned hair -- especially when I let it down. They want me to make an ad. |
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