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  1. @johannaprice I wish I didn't know that. Because now I want mac'n'cheese. #carbolicious #cravings12:27 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to johannaprice
  2. @mat I've always interfaced with FB via an RSS feed, so have no idea how the front page has changed. Viva RSS! It insulates from change.12:26 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to mat
  3. Good news! Phil & I refrained from making any jokes about smuggling heroin while in the customs line @ SFO. (It's harder than you'd think.)4:27 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
  4. Aaand I'm off to London. Play me out, Sex Pistols! http://bit.ly/Y9dC33:15 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  5. Every time the office printer seizes up, I hiss "It's your last day at Initech" and think longingly of this: http://bit.ly/8QvFw4:35 PM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  6. RT @filthycommerce: Why bother with the facts when you can have bribes? http://bit.ly/1dJdc82:31 PM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  7. @hannahspector "Dag" was a favorite insult amongst the Sassies -- I remember them warning against all-brown ensembles as "looking daggy."1:47 PM Oct 26th from TweetDeck in reply to hannahspector
  8. @jonseff That would be a Stephen King story. Don't even want to think about it.11:48 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck in reply to jonseff
  9. @erin_bell RIP, sweet Rocket Pig.11:47 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck in reply to erin_bell
  10. @MariaDubs Late to respond to this but OMG, best obscure 80s reference ever.11:02 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck in reply to MariaDubs
  11. 32 hours until we fly to London. Which is awesome, because yay! travel! ... but I need 64 hours to get everything done. #prevacationstress11:02 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  12. Man behind me just confused hammerhead shark for great white, recited plot of Jaws 3 as factual account. Not an ichthyologist, I'm guessing.3:00 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  13. I get all my Facebook friends updates via RSS, so the "I HATE CHANGE" business sweeping across status messages is sort of amusing.2:39 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck
  14. @lmaxwellscott Nope. But I am now looking for open-water races here: http://bit.ly/3t77zw2:37 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to lmaxwellscott
  15. My Imp of the Perverse now wants to sign up for a marathon. Never mind that a) the last one I did wrecked my knees and b) I hate running.2:22 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck
  16. @hannahspector ME TOO. And I have absolutely rotten knees at this point. But now I'm all "F*** you! I'ma doin' a 5-hour marathon!"2:20 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to hannahspector
  17. @hannahspector And a real brainiac, what with consenting to go on record with her real name.1:58 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to hannahspector
  18. @rlepage @schollem @danfrakes I don't wear either of my marathon tees. But Phil wears his "Runner's Husband" one all the time!1:51 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck
  19. t@hannahspector There is that. But don't lump the Moveable Feast people in with folks who simply want to finish a difficult goal, you know?1:49 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck
  20. Maybe more folk would be inclined to exercise if there were fewer fitness snots likes these: http://bit.ly/3zh7NZ (RT'ing @schollem's link)1:10 PM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck