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Just ran across someone wearing the Vibram Five Fingers shoes in the wild. I am aesthetically unprepared for this footwear paradigm shift.1:46 PM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck
Seriously, for $3 a card, I can just make an origami reindeer out of 2 dollar bills and write "Happy holidays!" on it my own damn self.12:57 PM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck
Browsing through Etsy for holiday cards brings out my inner Scrooge: "$3 a card? I12:56 PM Nov 18thfrom TweetDeck
My black opaque tights just exploded into runs and my right leg now provides a visual approximation of gel electrophoresis. Stylish, no?11:36 AM Nov 17thfrom TweetDeck
Phil & I have a bet going: Which terrible movie AA will show on our Fri flight? His pick: "All About Steve." Mine: "The Ugly Truth."9:57 AM Nov 16thfrom TweetDeck
How much do I love the movie "Goodfellas"? So much that I am still enjoying it even though Bravo gave it the delicate-sensibilities edit.10:33 PM Nov 14thfrom TweetDeck