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  1. RT @Sundry: OMFG: http://bit.ly/ayd67 [editorial comment: Just say no to spray tanning.]
  2. OK, tweeps. If *you* were going to be writing a blog on tv, comics and feminism, what would you call it? #helpmenameablog
  3. @erinjshea So cute! (Only 1 thing: street addy is on the flick tag. Any privacy concerns or am I being a maiden aunt about the Interwebs?)
  4. @grubreport Is there anyone in any part of the Twilight saga who is *not* special?
  5. Just ran across someone wearing the Vibram Five Fingers shoes in the wild. I am aesthetically unprepared for this footwear paradigm shift.
  6. @gknauss You are lucky Phil is not on Twitter. The man's gone mad for Premiere-League FB in the past few years.
  7. @taraariano Because His taste in holiday cards is questionable.
  8. Seriously, for $3 a card, I can just make an origami reindeer out of 2 dollar bills and write "Happy holidays!" on it my own damn self.
  9. Browsing through Etsy for holiday cards brings out my inner Scrooge: "$3 a card? I
  10. @grubreport RT @kimreed: I Hope Someone You Hate Dies Today! Happy happy!
  11. @schollem I like how it's always called "product" and not "raftload of liquids , foams & pastes ." P.S. The new hair = supercute!
  12. @becks312 I figured you would appreciate the reference!
  13. My black opaque tights just exploded into runs and my right leg now provides a visual approximation of gel electrophoresis. Stylish, no?
  14. @johannaprice Yes! You have to sing "Happy birthday" to ensure you've REALLY washed.
  15. Phil & I have a bet going: Which terrible movie AA will show on our Fri flight? His pick: "All About Steve." Mine: "The Ugly Truth."
  16. @gknauss Or "Di at work," in an homage to the late Princess Diana. Cue the bastardized version of "Candle in the Wind."
  17. How much do I love the movie "Goodfellas"? So much that I am still enjoying it even though Bravo gave it the delicate-sensibilities edit.
  18. @taraariano She is? O frabjous day!
  19. Thank you, Jezebel. I accept your apology: http://bit.ly/gLT8o
  20. Mongols Said Knock You Out #earlyraptopics