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What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull doesn't preach "change" if its party has been in control for 8 years.8:44 AM Sep 10th, 2008from web
I had borst (sp?) at that Russian restaurant that brags it introduced the concept of a birthday cake to Taiwan.5:30 AM Jun 9th, 2008from web
My neighbor still gives me dirty looks for calling the cops on her dad 7 years ago.8:54 AM Jun 5th, 2008from web
I think I need to see the Chinese doctor about my aching back.8:10 AM Jun 2nd, 2008from web
I just spilled two Febreeze Noticeables cartridges all over the floor, and now my whole house smells like Cleansing Rain.10:25 PM May 31st, 2008from web
