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My desk bud is overheard booking an appointment to chop the balls off his 'house rabbit'. Laughter ensues.

lozzy Listening to Paul Anka 'Rock Swings' - this album always makes me laugh
lozzy Asked hobo outside Somerfield if he wanted anything. Got the coffee he asked for, but he buggered off! Turns out beggars can be chosers
lozzy Secret shame - just discovered Peacocks (and liked it)
lozzy Checking out E.side flat prices which have all now dropped. Seeing a fair few for under 200K. Whoop whoop!
lozzy Lost my oyster card, for about the third time. Wily little things.
lozzy Lost in my sitemap. I'm somewhere between 12.2 and 12.2.3 but can't find the exit.
lozzy My my my...I sure do meet a lot of jerks. It's a London thang.
lozzy Booze or gym, booze or gym. The eternal dilemma.
lozzy Guy who eats really loudly just does not STOP eating. We're currently on lunch No.2
lozzy Hamlets want to rename the new Shoreditch station 'Banglatown' which caused uproar; I might be in the minority, but I kinda like it!
lozzy Am a choccachino junkie
lozzy Need home insurance.... or a gun. Probably easier to get the gun.
lozzy Have finally completed my account books - what a masterpiece!
lozzy Can't find Will Power.
lozzy This year is going too quickly. Probably a good thing - 2008 being jinxed and all
lozzy Discovered the secret to dieting - don't buy any food.
lozzy Oh thank gawd. Drown it out!
lozzy Agh I can't stand it. He clicks with his tongue after every munch.. HEADPHONES. Where are my flipping headphones?
lozzy Have had a really bad week. At least there's no spider in my room tonight so I don't have to sleep in the living room
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