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  1. "Black Dynamite" is seriously one of the greatest films in years 6:40 PM Nov 20th from Twee
  2. Is Ellis secretly one of the special infected in L4D2? Every time he starts talking, I want to join the zombies and kill him. 1:10 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. You can easily improve the stupid conclusion of any Stephen King book by skipping to the last page & writing "and then the author died" 6:02 AM Nov 20th from Twee
  4. I put a mirror in front of my TV so now I can watch the ultimate reality show 5:39 AM Nov 20th from Twee
  5. Haha mom paid me $1000 just to carry a box 25 feet, what a dumb broad 8:25 PM Nov 19th from Twee
  6. Man, Assassin's Creed 2 begins with the best 3 hours of menial family chores ever! 8:23 PM Nov 19th from Twee
  7. @Pussy_Juice Assholes like you need to stop talking shit about my ass wiping 10:45 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Pussy_Juice
  8. @Pussy_Juice I am awesome at wiping my own ass and if you come down to Pleasant Hill, MO, I will prove it to you personally 10:40 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to Pussy_Juice
  9. Women obviously can't do the reverse wipe because if you get poop in your vagina then your next baby will have Downs or something. 10:31 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. Pros: less effort, easier to judge completion. Cons: poop on wiener (easily remedied). Anything else? 10:30 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. Do any of you wipe your ass back to front? Because in theory, this offers more benefits than drawbacks, at least for men. 10:29 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. Adopting a cat is like filling a balloon with hair and urine, then hiding it under your couch until it explodes months later. 7:24 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. The worst part of Modern Warfare 2 is realizing, upon death, you must spend all eternity listening to Cheney and Rumsfeld 6:59 AM Nov 13th from Twee
  14. If George Washington was alive, he'd make a shitty president because man, he hasn't done shit the past 200 years 6:00 AM Nov 12th from Twee
  15. Until I see a copy of his birth certificate, I refuse to believe Obama was ever born. 5:26 PM Nov 11th from Twee
  16. @superhappy And that is what makes it so depressing. 7:15 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to superhappy
  17. Val Kilmer's career peaked when he starred as the ass of a fake cow. 6:27 AM Nov 11th from web
  18. Where does "arguing about college football on the internet" fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs? 3:10 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. I would support universal health care if it required all McDonalds to lace their fountain drinks with birth control. 7:41 AM Nov 10th from web
  20. Palin: "The LIBERAL doctors claimed it was a concussion. They simply could not believe Jesus appeared to me every time I fell off a horse" 7:20 AM Nov 10th from web
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  • Bio I am a horrible monster and I pray for death.
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