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  1. Is it possible to patent farts?
  2. "Yo nigga, watch out! Don't touch that witch's cauldron!" - Augustus "Cole Train" Cole, Gears of War 3
  3. I don't think I've ever heard a black person talk about cauldrons before. Not even a witch's cauldron.
  4. Is black power a renewable energy source?
  5. It makes no sense that smoking in public is illegal, yet talking about "Twilight" is not
  6. Somebody should make a movie about the Windows Mobile dev team. Either a documentary or a snuff film
  7. @bLeff choosy moms choose something else
  8. The only competent person in the Chiefs secondary is the referee
  9. Somebody buy Todd Haley a GPS so he can find a better street to pick up players
  10. Watching the KC Chiefs play is like watching cancer spread in your own colon
  11. @Aestro Pancake Pantry always has a two hour wait, and I'm allergic to waiting for pancakes
  12. @chrisberez I don't have time to write for SA these days... I spend all day arguing politics on gamefaqs
  13. @fart anybody named "fart" is automatically qualified to run the forums
  14. Man I love that dancing CG robot on Fox football! He can jump and dance! Welcome to the future!
  15. @EthanEustace I've been a webmaster for 10 years now; I lost any ego or will to live 9 years ago
  16. I would just feel really shitty that I missed like 28 of their birthday parties
  17. I saw "The Orphan" last night and have decided to kill my daughters because they might be 33 year olds in disguise
  18. Everybody who responded to the previous question gets to be a mod for a week!
  19. Does anybody still read this thing?
  20. I want a tattoo of an animated gif