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  1. Sorry, that should have been under #jenasmemories
  2. #jonasmemories where defied physics he missed from half a yard out against Liverpool a couple of seasons ago
  3. #50Torres #LFC Fave Torres goal = The one against Chelsea at Anfield. Your first time is always special
  4. Other life improving things include: choc ices, that Joy Orbison song, Guinness, trains arriving on time and 'Bay of Pigs' by Destroyer.
  5. Fernando Torres goal has improved by quality of life by 736%. What a pathetic life I have.
  6. My mobile Internet dongle is the most expensive keyring I've ever bought.
  7. 'Three' are trying to encourage good old fashioned forms of communication by creating a mobile Internet service with no coverage, anywhere
  8. I wish Bruce Willis was here fighting bad guys, that'd make this airport feel more christmassy.
  9. Joe Geordiebloke is number one in Ireland, I'm glad I moved here now. RATM get on my moobs.
  10. Swimming + The Beatles having eradicated my hangover. Thank you John, Paul, George, Ringo and H2O
  11. After 2 pints of Guinness all I want to do is listen to 70s soft rock
  12. Oooo I wanna hear this RT @bandonthewall: 10-piece band play DJ Shadow's Endtroducing live on real instruments! WOW?! http://twurl.nl/ffilte
  13. Thank god it was Bramble on the line
  14. That miss by Scotland is the turning point of our season. We'll go on to win the league from here.
  15. It annoys me when they show Kenny Dalglish and Ian Rush sitting in the stands. In our current squad they should at least be on the bench.
  16. All I want in the world right now is a lovely plump two goal cushion
  17. I love Stephanie Flanders. I could listen to her talk about budget deficits forever.
  18. @Martin_Carr Who Still Kill Sound is ridiculously good in spite of having the worst artwork in the history of seeing things
  19. We could solve the global energy crisis simply by me remembering to turn off my George Foreman grill once every few months
  20. RT @popjustice: It looks like a witch has cursed Mika and turned him into a piano