lovelylivelyliz
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@ I think you're hilarious, and I love all your RT's! Does this makes me snarky, too?
11:45 AM Aug 24th
from web
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Did I mention the egg was peeled, (and therefore, smooshed), in a paper towel? In a related note, "Yes, co-worker, I do smell something."
11:11 AM Aug 7th
from web
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Monday: Put hardboiled egg in purse for breakfast. Friday: Find hardboiled egg in purse. This should tell you something about my week. Bad.
11:08 AM Aug 7th
from web
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17 loose oranges in mini office fridge. I'm beginning to have suspicions that co-worker has a side job selling fruit by freeway off-ramp.
3:21 PM Aug 5th
from web
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Listened to TED talks all day. Feel simultaneously smarter and stupider than I did this morning. Is "stupider" even a word? See what I mean.
4:11 PM Aug 4th
from web
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Woke up to "Don't Stop Believin' ", and I'm not going to... Thanks, Journey!
8:56 AM Aug 3rd
from web
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Just when I think I've broken my addiction to you, you show up in marathon form. Well played, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. Well played...
10:24 PM Aug 1st
from web
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Dear Dumpster Diver: Why must you LOUDLY look for glass bottles at 5am? I understand that life isn't fair. But shush! Okay? Love, Liz
8:12 AM Jul 15th
from web
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Just saw a description of a band that plays Salsa Country. What?!
11:27 AM Jul 14th
from web
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Just remembered I had an hard boiled egg in my purse... since yesterday... gross...
8:46 AM Jul 14th
from web
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I’m addicted to Pirate’s Booty. The snack food. (Although I could go for the cash or the man, actually.)
11:52 AM Jul 10th
from web
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Office to myself and listening to Spanish music. Wonder how long before co-worker says "But, you don't know Spanish!" Expand your horizons!
11:24 AM Jul 10th
from web
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Forced to listen to the Brüno soundtrack due to a co-worker. If I never hear David Hasselhoff sing again, it’s still too late…
11:57 AM Jul 9th
from web
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After watching Young @ Heart, I've decided to start an harmonica group called the "HarMonicas". Not too original, but still, Who's with me?
9:10 AM Jul 9th
from web
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I just took "What U.S. state do you belong in?" and got: New Jersey! Try it:
8:42 AM Jul 9th
from ROFLquiz
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Every time I put on sunglasses, I feel that my face is crooked. But, I think it's the glasses...right?
9:41 AM Jul 8th
from web
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My Monday: 1) Get invited to a meeting, 2) unsure on what it's about, 3) go and find out that I'm in charge of it,. Did I miss a memo?
4:28 PM Jul 6th
from web
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...the fruite snacks, not the June bug. Although, I wouldn't put it past him...
9:55 AM Jul 6th
from web
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And then he ate the evidence of his crime...
9:55 AM Jul 6th
from web
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Favorite quote of the weekend: "I killed him with my fruit snacks." Respose of 2 year old nephew when asked about a squashed June Bug.
9:54 AM Jul 6th
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- Name Elizabeth Wolfe
- Location So. Cal.
- Bio I have a day job, but I dream of something more...
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