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@speakz At least moondawg can spell my fucking name right. He also gurns shirtless, fucks imps & sells amyl nitrate to minors. Him > You. 3:30 PM Nov 30th from web
@DamierD I wish I was of legal age in 1997 so Abs from 5ive could have slam dunked my funk. 6:03 PM Sep 11th from web in reply to DamierD
The last week has involved daggering, rape whistles and a lot of conversations about fallopian tubes. 5:58 PM Sep 11th from web
@j3nnag Keep chugging girl. If you can down a cocktail of Frosty Jacks, paint stripper and the tears of children you get a badge as well. 4:40 AM Sep 5th from web in reply to j3nnag
@speakz You should've given him a horse as a peace offering. Then a spade. Then told him watch this. 4:40 AM Sep 5th from web in reply to speakz
@DamierD BBQING A HADDOCK. The chicken drumsticks are multi purpose. The meat induces the senses whilst the bones do their thing get me 4:40 AM Sep 5th from web in reply to DamierD
@hattiecollins Message aint sending. Spoke to Jessie and her managment said it's a great idea but a little too soon? Maybe in a few months. 4:11 AM Sep 5th from web in reply to hattiecollins
@DamierD Classy bitches use chicken drumsticks instead of hairbrushes. Boss bitches use butternut squash's. 3:18 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to DamierD
@BreY_ You rejected my revival? That cut so deep I dont even want to sellotape ashanti's sideburns onto your chest now. (Cha Cha slide?) 3:00 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to BreY_
@DamierD As if I just mentioned that. Erm...I wouldn't know. I'm a classy bitch. 2:59 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to DamierD
@marty_party (Not actually a meth addict. I know it's hard to tell sometimes) 2:57 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to marty_party
@marty_party Run out of shit to say. Wait till I start injecting lambrini into my arm with a syringe, taking meth & hating the world again. 2:56 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to marty_party
You better roll this car over to KFC. Tranny needs some chicken bitch http://bit.ly/aqrtJ 2:32 PM Sep 2nd from web
@marty_party Thats better. Kiss ma teet at you taking the glory for my negro sideshow bob. 2:11 PM Sep 2nd from web in reply to marty_party
@BreY_ Remember seeing a pre-pubescent hoodrat doing the chicken noodle soup dance whilst ordering KFC. I'm bringing that shit back 3:37 PM Sep 1st from web in reply to BreY_
@misterlego The only present I want from you is a 6 pack of um bongo, pterodactyl weave or your illegitimate african love child. 5:06 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to misterlego
@BreY_ Surprisingly only 17 yardies did bad things to me with rum & Rohypnol this weekend. (I'm giving up daggering for lent) 5:06 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to BreY_
@GIRLUNIT Best shit ever. 'Cut the crap, Mr. Peabody. Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns' 5:05 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to GIRLUNIT
@DamierD If I failed on both counts but had fried chicken with a candle stuck in it instead of a birthday cake would it counter-act? 5:03 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to DamierD
@BreY_ She had legs and a flange in the end babe. Stick it out and learn to compromise with these Disney bitches 12:08 PM Aug 28th from web in reply to BreY_

Name LaWeez Hynes
Location Slew-emsham
Web http://poplockand...
Bio I hate everything apart from casual apathy, chicken, the Pum Tang Clan, hoodrat nails, Destinys Child circa 1999 and verbally abusing family members.