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neighborhood liquor stores run low on cheap champagne, the floor is sticky, and the toilet is broken. Wha'zup Chatham artillery punch! #fb8:04 AM Dec 13thfrom Tweetie
Pho: sold as soup, looks and tastes like soup, affects me like drugs. Whee!!8:18 PM Nov 11thfrom Tweetie
Show me food that is not improved by adding avocado and lime pickle and you'll b showing me a plate of avocado with lime pickle. #fb5:57 AM Nov 9thfrom Tweetie
I hope the thief who stole our sweaters at music hall of wmsbrg is discovering a violent hitherto unknown allergy to cashmere11:40 PM Nov 7thfrom Tweetie