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  1. @QueerMunky I will miss my monkey, but know how to find you. *hugs*
  2. @LyleMasaki granted, those are useful details, but come on-Macy's parade is inherently gay
  3. @leewaters why would you want to? He's *fabulous*
  4. @leewaters men are fine. I'm not picky. And I thought @opusvox was a happily married man...
  5. OK, I'm out for a few hours, back laterz 30 lbs heavier
  6. Crap. Running quite late, just got out of shower, should've have left house 8 minutes ago
  7. @JonasFiel My bigger jeans are now my jeans that fit. My good jeans are now the ones that mock me silently from the closet
  8. @JonasFiel It always was a kinky little instrument. They evidently had baby mandolins on The Amazing Race Sunday night
  9. Can I were sweatpants to dinner? My waistline is expanding, and I want to have maximum freedom...
  10. Link: Statewide survey shows "ball tapping" problem widespread - soylentjames: “No homo” http://tumblr.com/x4w49vdnc
  11. @leewaters Have you been spending time around go-go boys without telling me?
  12. @leewaters Thank heavens someone cares, between my DVR corrupting them and homos proceeding Santa on TV, America is doomed!
  13. I'm not thrilled with Adam Lambert's album, but I'm listening like crazy out of spite to all the right-wingers and assimilationists.
  14. One page down on the guide from the parade. Won't someone think of the childrenz? http://twitpic.com/r0uxx
  15. That's a new Santa float in the parade. I do not approve I want the traditional float back. #macys
  16. @leewaters I unfollowed someone yesterday and heard nothing about it.
  17. Not to be shallow, but thank the FSM somebody put sunglasses on Andrea Bocelli - he's got a beautiful voice, but the eyes creep me out
  18. It's a homo friendly parade. We had Cyndi, Gavin Creel, Cheyenne Jackson, Alan Cumming. That's not counting all the Broadway chorus members
  19. @TracerBullet Use it, so you can build whatever it takes to invite me!
  20. @leewaters She brought back the pink hair for the parade, matching the pink castle she sang from