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  1. Did you know that Minnesota produces more turkeys than any other state? Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
  2. @mrbradles I will pray for you.
  3. @mrbradles What a tragedy! I don't know how can you ever recover.
  4. @KatrinHier Oh come on, you can easily combine those! Give a Spongebob speech!
  5. @WilliamScurry I might be the last SNL fan and THEY ARE LOSING ME!!!
  6. A fart sketch on SNL? COME ON SNL I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!
  7. Just one more year and then you'd be happy.
  8. Dirty socks: check. Dirty pants: check. Somewhat clean shirt: check. Extra deodorant: check. Not doing laundry? Priceless.
  9. So, after weeks of being bedridden with illness, I am going out. Putting on socks is a challenge. Not to mention hair. Which I already did.
  10. @Scooter_NJ Tweets are even better!
  11. Wants you to know that voicemail sucks and you should just send her a text please. Please.
  12. Blasted my lashes, but still need to fix my hair. Don't wanna. Need stylist STAT.
  13. @TheHappyBooker Sweet. Love punching.
  14. I am really not happy with my hair right now. And I'm really not happy with what I gotta do to fix it.
  15. Is glad the paparazzi doesn't bother her too much.
  16. @armchairperform I'll be darned! I'm on my way to get beer and electroshock therapy!
  17. My laundry has taken over my life. It now calls all the shots.
  18. My apartment looks like it could be on Hoarders.
  19. IS LIKE ALL WHATEVER YOU KNOW IT.
  20. Watching Dracula with Keanu and Gary Oldham. Already scared for Keanu, Gary could totally kick his ass.