lorimocha
Also, planning an internet date. Not gonna tell him about blog or secret identity. 1. So he doesn't scare off. 2. So I can write about him.
| lorimocha Watching The Wire Season 4. Just saw the most vicious beating I have ever seen. And I've seen plenty. |
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| lorimocha I HAVE NO INTEREST IN EARNING YOUR BONUS POINTS. |
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| lorimocha A guy online offered me "bonus points" if I could find a reference to a song in his dating profile. I DON'T WANT YOUR BONUS POINTS. |
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| lorimocha @Withany Intervention this week is a boring ol' alcoholic. I prefer pill poppers and shooters. She is comical though. Very animated. |
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| lorimocha @msvelour What is so hard about it right now? |
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| lorimocha Well, to be honest, all the calls were angry. But only the last one involved me shouting GIVE ME MY MONEY! |
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| lorimocha I got my security deposit back! All it took was 3 letters, one civil phone call and 2 angry phone calls. |
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| lorimocha And in other news, looking forward to a Golden Girl rock block this afternoon. |
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| lorimocha Example: Bonus points if you know [insert super cool and/or obscure band/movie/book]. JUST LIKING STUFF DOES NOT MAKE YOU AN IDEAL MATE. |
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| lorimocha Online dating tip for dudes #5: Don't tell me you'll give me bonus points for ANYTHING. I DON'T WANT YOUR BONUS POINTS. |
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| lorimocha That commercial where a dad helps his son finish an Olympic race makes me cry every time. A VISA COMMERCIAL! FOR SHAME! |
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| lorimocha @jcernelli Good job on surviving another year. |
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| lorimocha I've done a load of compromising, on the road to my horizon, but I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me! |
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| lorimocha @cloreen I imagine you are a famous art critic now and the offers are pouring in? |
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| lorimocha Those who can't do teach. And I can't do. |
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| lorimocha Is thinking about going to grad school for writing because I don't know what else to do. |
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| lorimocha Feeling discouraged to the max. |
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| lorimocha Today I fought with my landlord, went to an interview in rape town, and my shrink won't refill my scrip for anti-depressants. |
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| lorimocha Just shouted GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY at my landlord. |
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