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  1. @mb21 http://www.stevencohenphoto...7:18 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to mb21
  2. I feel sick and daytime TV is making me feel sicker.11:11 AM Jul 8th from web
  3. A gator found in Eagan, MN needs a new home.9:44 AM Jul 7th from web
  4. Oh my god, somebody paid me to write!9:05 AM Jul 7th from web
  5. I sent a lot of regrettable text messages today.11:14 PM Jul 5th from web
  6. Let's celebrate our independence by getting blackout drunk and lighting things on fire.9:49 AM Jul 4th from web
  7. @USTommyMC Both of those trains are dumb.8:09 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to USTommyMC
  8. I saw a bird smashed flat on my nature walk. I love nature.3:24 PM Jul 3rd from web
  9. Going out of my mind. I need a job and I don't know what to do. Help.12:05 AM Jun 30th from web
  10. My heart is made of ice.6:12 AM Jun 26th from web
  11. I want to get married, quickly have 8 kids, and then quickly get divorced.9:04 PM Jun 22nd from web
  12. I want www.GetLoudAndClear.com - in the commercial, you can hear people saying super nice things about you from across the room at a party.3:45 PM Jun 21st from web
  13. @USTommyMC I shall consider it my civic duty to judge their cuteness.9:45 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to USTommyMC
  14. @USTommyMC This is sounding good. Can you send me some cute single guys?9:35 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to USTommyMC
  15. Were the Jonas Brothers synthetically created in a lab by Disney? I think so.9:09 PM Jun 20th from web
  16. @USTommyMC Well. I do enjoy bossing people around.9:06 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to USTommyMC
  17. Ok SNL, fire Keenan already. Who's with me?9:05 PM Jun 20th from web
  18. @felicianelson I don't have any plans for world domination. Sounds like too much work!8:53 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to felicianelson
  19. I am accidentally watching a fishing show.8:45 AM Jun 20th from web
  20. Could my inane ramblings on Twitter really help Iran? I don't believe it.7:27 AM Jun 20th from web
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