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  1. Did you know that Minnesota produces more turkeys than any other state? Wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 8:44 PM Nov 15th from web
  2. @mrbradles I will pray for you. 8:43 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to mrbradles
  3. @mrbradles What a tragedy! I don't know how can you ever recover. 8:37 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to mrbradles
  4. @KatrinHier Oh come on, you can easily combine those! Give a Spongebob speech! 1:05 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to KatrinHier
  5. @WilliamScurry I might be the last SNL fan and THEY ARE LOSING ME!!! 9:36 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to WilliamScurry
  6. A fart sketch on SNL? COME ON SNL I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER!!! 8:57 PM Nov 14th from web
  7. Just one more year and then you'd be happy. 7:29 PM Nov 11th from web
  8. Dirty socks: check. Dirty pants: check. Somewhat clean shirt: check. Extra deodorant: check. Not doing laundry? Priceless. 6:01 PM Nov 11th from web
  9. So, after weeks of being bedridden with illness, I am going out. Putting on socks is a challenge. Not to mention hair. Which I already did. 6:00 PM Nov 11th from web
  10. @Scooter_NJ Tweets are even better! 5:42 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to Scooter_NJ
  11. Wants you to know that voicemail sucks and you should just send her a text please. Please. 5:24 PM Nov 11th from web
  12. Blasted my lashes, but still need to fix my hair. Don't wanna. Need stylist STAT. 5:22 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. @TheHappyBooker Sweet. Love punching. 5:21 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to TheHappyBooker
  14. I am really not happy with my hair right now. And I'm really not happy with what I gotta do to fix it. 4:57 PM Nov 11th from web
  15. Is glad the paparazzi doesn't bother her too much. 4:43 PM Nov 11th from web
  16. @armchairperform I'll be darned! I'm on my way to get beer and electroshock therapy! 1:21 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to armchairperform
  17. My laundry has taken over my life. It now calls all the shots. 11:55 AM Nov 11th from web
  18. My apartment looks like it could be on Hoarders. 11:17 AM Nov 11th from web
  19. IS LIKE ALL WHATEVER YOU KNOW IT. 9:51 PM Nov 7th from web
  20. Watching Dracula with Keanu and Gary Oldham. Already scared for Keanu, Gary could totally kick his ass. 11:32 PM Oct 30th from web