lorenzlammens
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2:37 PM Oct 23rd
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RT @ To Wikipedia or not to Wikipedia
10:18 AM Sep 29th
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There's a typo in this sentince, but it slides away when your eyes move toward.
7:36 AM Sep 29th
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I simply cannot believe there is a future in time travel.
10:36 PM Sep 28th
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Statistics show that two people in every one is a schizophrenic.
9:55 PM Sep 28th
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Write your questions down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
9:55 PM Sep 28th
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I don't have any sons, so I have nothing to atone for. What is that you say? SINS. Oh gosh, now I'm in trouble...
12:16 PM Sep 28th
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RT @ 5 deadly search engine mistakes
12:15 PM Sep 28th
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Ways to Relieve Stress #10. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
7:03 AM Sep 28th
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It appears Iran has launched a missile capable of carrying 'peaceful nuclear technology'...
7:03 AM Sep 28th
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I will be doing a 'War and Peace' book signing tomorrow at Borders until staff notices I'm doing it.
9:58 PM Sep 27th
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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
9:41 PM Sep 25th
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Yes, the rumors are true: I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
9:41 PM Sep 25th
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@ Hey, when do you guys get time to twitter. Shouldn't you be in a restaurant?
9:39 PM Sep 25th
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Having roast beef but really more impressed with colleagues pea soup. I mean, everyone can roast beef, but...
10:43 AM Sep 25th
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What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
9:32 AM Sep 25th
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I'm gonna have my cake and eat it too. C'mon, it's cake, what else am I going to do with it?
4:34 PM Sep 24th
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You can't have everything... where would you put it?
1:00 PM Sep 24th
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Each person in Manhattan appears to be starring in a slightly different film about somebody trying to screw them over.
8:34 AM Sep 24th
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
6:33 PM Sep 22nd
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- Name Lorenz Lammens
- Location Tehran, Iran
- Web http://onlinedesi...
- Bio Tweets to help US SME's shake up things, re-evaluate their marketing and find new perspectives. Keeping the brain alive.
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