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  1. I love how #OnlyAHoeWould is trending before Merry Christmas. STAY CLASSY, TWITTER! about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @mattiedog haha! about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mattiedog
  3. @mattiedog heheee. I think we are the coolest tweeties on here. Jamming out to great music! Yeah baby! about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mattiedog
  4. @mattiedog ahhhh!! LOVE THAT SONG! *dancing with Mattie and Rudolph* C'MON EVERYBODY AND TURN YER HEAD TO THE LEFT! woohoo! <3 about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mattiedog
  5. @mattiedog aww!! Thank you!! You and your momma always make me smile with each tweet! Can't wait for 2010 tweets with you! xx about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mattiedog
  6. Yo. I feel like I've reached my food limit fer 2009. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. BASICALLY, I'M FOR ANYTHING THAT GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT- BE IT PRAYER, TRANQUILIZERS OR A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS. *frank sinatra about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. http://tweetphoto.com/6994925 RT @lorenzagarza: STRIKE A POSE! (via @MarilynNo5) yes! Love that photo! xx about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. OH NO. WHERE DID @JACKDANIELSFANS GO! Seeing you on my twitter made my day. Now yer gone. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. ok. i have stuff to do. you tweeties distract me too much. :P about 8 hours ago from web
  11. @stephanosis have a lovely rest! tweet you tomorrow! xx about 8 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  12. @stephanosis visions of Jude sugar plums dance in @medusaj's head. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  13. @stephanosis HAHAHHAAHA! @medusaj is such a dirty pussycat. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  14. @stephanosis wonderful idea! SPLAT! all over @medusaj and clive owen's teeth. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  15. RT @stephanosis: @lorenzagarza I too miss the trollop's abuse. Suppose @MedusaJ finding it hard to charm old sailors with her gummy smile! about 9 hours ago from web
  16. @stephanosis OH GAWD!!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! about 9 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  17. @stephanosis you have a valid point. no need to waste precious pies on her boney face. any scraps in the garbage? :) lol about 9 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  18. @stephanosis @medusaj's price went down... thus more hours out working the fellas. she has been missing this week. i miss the abuse. lol about 9 hours ago from web in reply to stephanosis
  19. @stephanosis he's so handsome! He's a distraction from reality that is full of ugly men. Lol we should have a pie fight with witch Sienna! about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to stephanosis
  20. @stephanosis bwahahha I didn't answer your other question. I'm ready fer Christmas. I think. Lol you ready for the parties? about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to stephanosis