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  1. oh dear think the people on the 2nd floor of the office across the road may have just seen me playing air guitar naked to a bit of pendulum6:02 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  2. have invented a new phrase - 'anal buffering' when you are desperate for a crap particular the morning after a night on the beer or a curry3:09 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  3. my body is a temple but unfortunately someone left the door open at the weekend and let the infidels in7:46 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck
  4. @mrpetexxx there are worse places to be stuck :-)6:58 AM Oct 26th from TweetDeck in reply to mrpetexxx
  5. @kylieireland can't fault your taste in music but is it the old school live in the heart of the city snake or the later naff glam rock3:28 PM Oct 20th from TweetDeck in reply to kylieireland
  6. @MadisonMitchell I read your message, faced my fears and made a dreaded phonecall that I've been hiding from - thanks x9:02 AM Oct 20th from TweetDeck in reply to MadisonMitchell
  7. @delilahstrong congratulations and hope you have a nice honeymoon7:08 AM Oct 20th from TweetDeck in reply to delilahstrong
  8. @enterbelladonna been following @SimonPegg for a while the mans a genius, he'll have you in stitches8:39 AM Oct 16th from TweetDeck in reply to enterbelladonna
  9. remind me not to use baby lotion to moisturise again - it reminds me of babies bottoms7:34 AM Oct 16th from TweetDeck
  10. RT @ohmibod: Win an OhMiBod Freestyle Wireless Music Vibrator (mind-blowing orgasms included)! To enter, RT AND follow @ohmibod.6:22 AM Oct 9th from TweetDeck
  11. another year older - still waiting for the wiser bit to kick in though!1:49 AM Oct 5th from TweetDeck
  12. RT @eroticrogue: I've been a bit worried at how little I masturbate lately, so I pledged one-a-day for the entire month of October.10:43 AM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  13. can't believe how the facists can get such a tight grip in times of recession - http://bit.ly/kCieT7:46 AM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
  14. RT @OfficialVernonK: http://bit.ly/XYkQS Next Saturday Morning!! Lets do it!!! - now that is impressive9:08 AM Sep 24th from TweetDeck
  15. I keep losing my glasses am getting into cooking and am developing an interest in local history - someone stop this bloody ageing process2:04 PM Sep 22nd from TweetDeck
  16. @harmonyfla420 I'm trying to stop smoking weed at the moment how have you managed to do it1:06 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to harmonyfla420
  17. Just found out that I've just been a victim of identity theft - it begs the question what sad bastard would want my identity!?!9:37 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
  18. think I'm gonna come back as a mad professor in my next life judging by how determined my mad white eyebrow bristles r 2 come out this life6:53 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
  19. @kylieireland that is one of the hottest things I have seen in a long long time7:34 AM Sep 16th from TweetDeck in reply to kylieireland
  20. looking out of window at the homeless people - do they all smoke because they are homeless or is the cost of smoking why they are homeless?2:23 AM Sep 16th from TweetDeck