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  1. @keilantra T stands for tryptophan! :)
  2. Countdown to food coma: T-minus 5 hours
  3. Oh no. Woman driving. @desertbus (Desert Bus DriverCam live › http://ustre.am/gLh)
  4. You guys are insane and awesome @ same time. Watching you via win 7 snap. WTG @desertbus (Desert Bus DriverCam live › http://ustre.am/gLh)
  5. This tweet brought to you by: My new computer!
  6. #youmightbealiberal If you see human beings as human beings and not something to fuck over for your own profit.
  7. @ThatKevinSmith I'm amazed with the frequency you talk about porking your wife that you're not the 18 kids...and counting guy.
  8. Struck out meeting women because of the huge zit on my mouth. Every time!
  9. The Small Lebowski #UnseenPrequels
  10. kinda pissed that the Retweet http://twitpic.com/nr992 has filled up the costumes trend. Ok, we get it, penis monster Move on! #testofstumes
  11. contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Just kidding, eatin' pie!
  12. in case you were curious eating won
  13. Ugh, choices are: work on something creative, search for something that could help my current situation, eat. This is gonna be tough.
  14. met someone web famous, drank w zombies, had indian food for 1st time and got paid for writing. good day all around.
  15. waiting to load up and ship off
  16. I loved Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, might just inspire me to make a half-assed pass at a script im working on.
  17. I had a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong day yesterday
  18. Ugh. I forgot how tiring work can be.
  19. Finally got a job, rejoice, halleluah!
  20. @vicemage I just got done reading the chapter and making my comments. Superb job.