lordlikely
- Come and partake in my inter-active adventure, chums - and help me to finger the culprit! As 'twere. http://snurl.com/lplm5about 18 hours ago from web
- I asked my man-servant to press my sheets earlier. When he presented me with a book of my flattened droppings, I knew he had misheard. Tut!about 19 hours ago from web
- @rileymagnus Ha, thank you! You should see the state of my library, however. Words marching about all over the place. Terrible.about 19 hours ago from web in reply to rileymagnus
- @TheWritersDen Thank you for sharing my words with the good people of Twitter-land. I doff my hat to you! *Doffs hat* See?about 19 hours ago from web in reply to TheWritersDen
- I do not read - I order the words to march before my eyeballs.about 20 hours ago from web
- @EvilMammoth I am sure I do not know what you are talking about, sir! Ahem.about 20 hours ago from web in reply to EvilMammoth
- When in Rome, do as the Romans do - build up a huge Empire, drink plenty of wine and then indulge in an orgy or two.about 21 hours ago from web
- @EmmeRogers Thank you for recommending me, my dear! I was touched to read that you, 'love every single moment of it.' All women do.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to EmmeRogers
- @legbamel She did forget, the harlot.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to legbamel
- @PennyAsh Very handy advice, and a tip I shall be sure to remember in the future!about 21 hours ago from web in reply to PennyAsh
- I found it really rather difficult to get out of bed this morning. I suppose the handcuffs did rather restrict me somewhat.9:36 AM Jul 5th from web
- @ChrisMorris528 How on earth did that happen, sir? Or should I not ask?...9:00 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to ChrisMorris528
- Those of us of superior breeding and higher class often refer to our own droppings as #moonfruit So much less vulgar, you know.7:04 AM Jul 5th from web
- Bought a new grandfather clock today. Well, my grandmother clock was getting lonely.6:18 AM Jul 5th from web
- People often say, 'there are plenty more fish in the sea'. Which is true, but I have no desire to have sex with a fish.4:50 PM Jul 4th from web
- @CreativeCoco Luck has nothing to do with it, when you are as irresistible as I!4:48 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to CreativeCoco
- @ScarlettHarlott I'm over here!....oh, confound it! There is always one that gets away!4:48 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to ScarlettHarlott
- I am sitting on the end of a pier, dangling my rod into the water. I am hoping a mermaid will come up for a nibble.9:25 AM Jul 4th from web
- Witness how my grand-father, Lord Hyley-Likely, played a pivotal role in American Independence, hither: http://snurl.com/lrcii7:15 AM Jul 4th from web
- @dollbox Good heavens! I would never dream of keeping you locked up in a cage. It'd be far better to keep you shackled to the bed.7:02 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to dollbox
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- Name lordlikely
- Location The Likely Estate, Great Brita
- Web http://www.lordli...
- Bio Aristocratic adventurer, gentle-man of action, deflowerer of virgins.
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