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  1. Come and partake in my inter-active adventure, chums - and help me to finger the culprit! As 'twere. http://snurl.com/lplm5
  2. I asked my man-servant to press my sheets earlier. When he presented me with a book of my flattened droppings, I knew he had misheard. Tut!
  3. @rileymagnus Ha, thank you! You should see the state of my library, however. Words marching about all over the place. Terrible.
  4. @TheWritersDen Thank you for sharing my words with the good people of Twitter-land. I doff my hat to you! *Doffs hat* See?
  5. I do not read - I order the words to march before my eyeballs.
  6. @EvilMammoth I am sure I do not know what you are talking about, sir! Ahem.
  7. When in Rome, do as the Romans do - build up a huge Empire, drink plenty of wine and then indulge in an orgy or two.
  8. @EmmeRogers Thank you for recommending me, my dear! I was touched to read that you, 'love every single moment of it.' All women do.
  9. @legbamel She did forget, the harlot.
  10. @PennyAsh Very handy advice, and a tip I shall be sure to remember in the future!
  11. I found it really rather difficult to get out of bed this morning. I suppose the handcuffs did rather restrict me somewhat.
  12. @ChrisMorris528 How on earth did that happen, sir? Or should I not ask?...
  13. Those of us of superior breeding and higher class often refer to our own droppings as #moonfruit So much less vulgar, you know.
  14. Bought a new grandfather clock today. Well, my grandmother clock was getting lonely.
  15. People often say, 'there are plenty more fish in the sea'. Which is true, but I have no desire to have sex with a fish.
  16. @CreativeCoco Luck has nothing to do with it, when you are as irresistible as I!
  17. @ScarlettHarlott I'm over here!....oh, confound it! There is always one that gets away!
  18. I am sitting on the end of a pier, dangling my rod into the water. I am hoping a mermaid will come up for a nibble.
  19. Witness how my grand-father, Lord Hyley-Likely, played a pivotal role in American Independence, hither: http://snurl.com/lrcii
  20. @dollbox Good heavens! I would never dream of keeping you locked up in a cage. It'd be far better to keep you shackled to the bed.