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  1. @Monster_Face Awesome! I'll help you write it, and then we'll go to parties at Richard Dawkins' house!
  2. @Monster_Face I'd read that!
  3. TVs are becoming cartoonishly huge. This morning I saw a guy buying a flatscreen the size of a Volkswagen.
  4. Yuppies: stop rubbing your 4-day weekends in my face.
  5. Just saw an ad for Tom Waits' new album. It's called "Glitter and Doom." He never stops being awesome!
  6. To everyone who is currently camped outside retail stores patiently waiting for Black Friday sales: you're an idiot.
  7. @Monster_Face Way more complicated than that. I'll explain later.
  8. @Monster_Face No, she was speaking English. I just couldn't get my brain around her thick accent.
  9. I really need to learn Spanish. I was just talking to a neighbor and couldn't tell if she was saying her husband was sick, or her dog.
  10. CNN says the LHC is finally fixed and ready to start up again. I hope they have someone on hand at CERN to shoot the gremlins this time.
  11. The 2012 apocalypse is a silly myth. But you will still die someday. Suck on that fat hard reality! Hamburger time!
  12. House finally referenced how Foreman looks just like Mike Tomlin! Huzzah!
  13. @Monster_Face Misery loves company. They were inviting you to join them in ruining their lives. Don't accept that friend request!
  14. I hate Christmas like my girlfriend hates children.
  15. @kroneil Please convince my boss of the same thing. Then we can go have a barbecue.
  16. @Monster_Face Yep, that's the future alright. State-of-the-art communication electronics, cold water and broken lightbulbs.
  17. @Bulletproofheeb Bah! Pandering!
  18. 37 more days of idiotic Xmas commercials on TV. Cry.
  19. Heh heh heh... cold November rain.
  20. What, Lou Dobbs quit CNN? But now where will we go for our daily dose of paranoid racist bullshit?