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  1. Those new Intel commercials really make me wish that I worked at Intel.
  2. @Monster_Face Awesome! I'd check now, but my book with all the specs is at your house. Remind me this weekend.
  3. Whoa. I just saw a calico dog.
  4. Walgreens is already full of Christmas crap. Oy.
  5. Ah, my text messaging appears to be working again. Take that, speech!
  6. Testing...
  7. My text messaging is broken. My phone has been acting up all day, but I can't tell if it's my phone at fault or just T-Mobile in general.
  8. Was going to watch the news to see who our new mayor is. Instead I'm watching a documentary on future space-based warfare.
  9. Today a client called me "hardcore" because I read Richard Dawkins.
  10. Attention citizens of Earth: Christmas is canceled! In its place this year we're going to have a second Halloween!
  11. My girlfriend and I are dressed up as airship pirates. And we look fucking bad-ass.
  12. Holy crap! The line outside the Union Square costume shop is as long as the line was on opening night of "The Dark Knight!"
  13. New at The Beak: Dissecting Transformers, part 2: A Very Big Wheel http://bit.ly/1dq56q
  14. @Monster_Face Steve's sick and Matt's a prick; am therefore covering lots of jobs at the last minute. No idea when I'm getting done today.
  15. Fact: if you have a good heavy metal collection, you never need to worry about running out of awesome Halloween party music.
  16. The Hamptons must be one of the most appalling places in the world. Because every pretentious lazy rich person I know vacations there.
  17. @Monster_Face Fuck, you're right. Mental note: begin work on prototype tase-saw.
  18. Possible zombie lurking in the back of the pizza shop. Set your chainsaws to "stun."
  19. @Monster_Face Well... it's hard to argue in light of your obvious victory. Well done.
  20. @Monster_Face Awww. You're cute when you're reckless.