lordhoratio
- Those new Intel commercials really make me wish that I worked at Intel.6:15 AM Nov 6th from web
- @ Awesome! I'd check now, but my book with all the specs is at your house. Remind me this weekend.5:25 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Monster_Face
- Whoa. I just saw a calico dog.7:22 PM Nov 5th from txt
- Walgreens is already full of Christmas crap. Oy.11:01 AM Nov 5th from txt
- Ah, my text messaging appears to be working again. Take that, speech!9:09 PM Nov 3rd from txt
- Testing...9:08 PM Nov 3rd from txt
- My text messaging is broken. My phone has been acting up all day, but I can't tell if it's my phone at fault or just T-Mobile in general.6:22 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Was going to watch the news to see who our new mayor is. Instead I'm watching a documentary on future space-based warfare.5:11 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Today a client called me "hardcore" because I read Richard Dawkins.12:35 PM Nov 3rd from txt
- Attention citizens of Earth: Christmas is canceled! In its place this year we're going to have a second Halloween!7:51 AM Nov 2nd from txt
- My girlfriend and I are dressed up as airship pirates. And we look fucking bad-ass.4:02 PM Oct 31st from web
- Holy crap! The line outside the Union Square costume shop is as long as the line was on opening night of "The Dark Knight!"2:13 PM Oct 30th from txt
- New at The Beak: Dissecting Transformers, part 2: A Very Big Wheel 1:41 PM Oct 29th from twitterfeed
- @ Steve's sick and Matt's a prick; am therefore covering lots of jobs at the last minute. No idea when I'm getting done today.8:59 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to Monster_Face
- Fact: if you have a good heavy metal collection, you never need to worry about running out of awesome Halloween party music.10:54 AM Oct 27th from txt
- The Hamptons must be one of the most appalling places in the world. Because every pretentious lazy rich person I know vacations there.10:53 AM Oct 27th from txt
- @ Fuck, you're right. Mental note: begin work on prototype tase-saw.10:11 AM Oct 27th from txt
- Possible zombie lurking in the back of the pizza shop. Set your chainsaws to "stun."8:58 AM Oct 27th from txt
- @ Well... it's hard to argue in light of your obvious victory. Well done.6:57 PM Oct 26th from web in reply to Monster_Face
- @ Awww. You're cute when you're reckless.6:38 PM Oct 26th from web in reply to Monster_Face
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- Name Horatio
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://www.thebea...
- Bio I'm The Beak's other talking head. I enjoy loud music and neurostimulants.
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