lordgodalmighty
- Answering your prayers last night: "Yes, yes, no, maybe, don't even think about it, metal comb, shampoo, Oakland Raiders, Justin Timberlake"10:04 AM Jul 1st from HootSuite
- @twinfluence: Do you really think I give a good me-damn about what you think my "Twinfluence" ranking is? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!7:34 PM May 5th from HootSuite
- Me-dammit... I already gave you Sriracha sauce. What else do you need?7:32 PM May 5th from HootSuite
- Answering your prayers last night: Yes, no, yes, no, no, no, inside straight, Saint Augustine, rope burns, pregnant, and "not yours."10:36 AM May 1st from HootSuite
- Answering your dreams last night: Yes, no, are you f**king kidding me?, Ronnie James Dio, Flock Of Seagulls, 2nd Amendment US Constitution6:03 PM Apr 27th from HootSuite
- Answering your prayers last night: Yes, no, no, maybe, no, Tampa Bay, Ed McMahon, Bobbi Brown, Jessica Hahn, Cisco, Crisco, San Francisco.11:20 AM Apr 26th from HootSuite
- A lot of people have wondered why I think about homosexuality, gay marriage, and that kind of thing. It's... Damn... Running out of room...2:40 PM Apr 21st from HootSuite
- Answering your prayers last night: Maybe, yes, no, definitely, $9.56 a share, Mars, briefs, Tawney Kitaen's legs, & "Pedro".6:45 AM Apr 21st from HootSuite
- In answer to your prayers last night: Yes, no, no, no, yes, maybe, sunspots, Kentucky Derby, Valtrex, Joe Nacchio, and six inches.9:50 AM Apr 20th from web
- Those Victoria's Secret angels... aren't. They're actually succubi created by the guy downstairs. If I made them, Adriana would be taller.9:48 AM Apr 20th from HootSuite
- @katiecouric: When we finally meet, you'll have to tell me if you deserved that USC award. As Connie would say, "Just whisper it in my ear."9:31 AM Apr 20th from HootSuite
- I'd give you back the dodo, but you'd just kill it again.11:00 AM Apr 17th from HootSuite
- I can't believe it. I never thought to tax you. You pay local, state, and federal taxes. What about a Global tax? Pass-the-plate ain't it6:44 PM Apr 13th from HootSuite
- Me-dammit... St. Augustine is playing with the Silly String again...10:15 AM Apr 12th from HootSuite
- @amrosario - Your indulgence is granted. Rest assured that, if you don't get into Heaven, it wasn't because you cheated on that math test.11:27 AM Apr 10th from HootSuite
- In answer to your prayers last night, respectively: Yes, yes, no, Willie Mays, no, aces over sevens, 19.746% APR, and not currently inflamed11:11 AM Apr 10th from HootSuite
- Easter's coming. Why you celebrate the fact that my son came back up here in his thirties to live with dad, I'll never quite understand.10:59 AM Apr 10th from HootSuite
- I'm back. Sorry for the long absence. I was too busy clearcutting the Sahara forest. You perhaps know it by a different name.10:55 AM Apr 10th from HootSuite
- I'm watching "Ceiling Cat" masturbate. Tell Drew Curtis at Fark.8:34 PM Apr 26th, 2007 from web
- @darthvader: I *invented* "The Force," medammit!8:34 PM Apr 26th, 2007 from web in reply to darthvader
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- Name TheLordGodAlmighty
- Location Everywhere
- Bio I am he who is called "I Am"
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