lordgodalmighty
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I can't remember a time in my professional career when I *wasn't* been a fan of Declan McCullagh's work:
2:24 PM Dec 6th
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I upgraded to 2.0 because I'm just kinda crazy 'bout that kinda thing.
5:21 PM Aug 2nd
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Answering your prayers last night: "Yes, yes, no, maybe, don't even think about it, metal comb, shampoo, Oakland Raiders, Justin Timberlake"
10:04 AM Jul 1st
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@: Do you really think I give a good me-damn about what you think my "Twinfluence" ranking is? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
7:34 PM May 5th
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Me-dammit... I already gave you Sriracha sauce. What else do you need?
7:32 PM May 5th
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Answering your prayers last night: Yes, no, yes, no, no, no, inside straight, Saint Augustine, rope burns, pregnant, and "not yours."
10:36 AM May 1st
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Answering your dreams last night: Yes, no, are you f**king kidding me?, Ronnie James Dio, Flock Of Seagulls, 2nd Amendment US Constitution
6:03 PM Apr 27th
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Answering your prayers last night: Yes, no, no, maybe, no, Tampa Bay, Ed McMahon, Bobbi Brown, Jessica Hahn, Cisco, Crisco, San Francisco.
11:20 AM Apr 26th
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A lot of people have wondered why I think about homosexuality, gay marriage, and that kind of thing. It's... Damn... Running out of room...
2:40 PM Apr 21st
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Answering your prayers last night: Maybe, yes, no, definitely, $9.56 a share, Mars, briefs, Tawney Kitaen's legs, & "Pedro".
6:45 AM Apr 21st
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In answer to your prayers last night: Yes, no, no, no, yes, maybe, sunspots, Kentucky Derby, Valtrex, Joe Nacchio, and six inches.
9:50 AM Apr 20th
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Those Victoria's Secret angels... aren't. They're actually succubi created by the guy downstairs. If I made them, Adriana would be taller.
9:48 AM Apr 20th
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@: When we finally meet, you'll have to tell me if you deserved that USC award. As Connie would say, "Just whisper it in my ear."
9:31 AM Apr 20th
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I'd give you back the dodo, but you'd just kill it again.
11:00 AM Apr 17th
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I can't believe it. I never thought to tax you. You pay local, state, and federal taxes. What about a Global tax? Pass-the-plate ain't it
6:44 PM Apr 13th
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Me-dammit... St. Augustine is playing with the Silly String again...
10:15 AM Apr 12th
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@ - Your indulgence is granted. Rest assured that, if you don't get into Heaven, it wasn't because you cheated on that math test.
11:27 AM Apr 10th
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In answer to your prayers last night, respectively: Yes, yes, no, Willie Mays, no, aces over sevens, 19.746% APR, and not currently inflamed
11:11 AM Apr 10th
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Easter's coming. Why you celebrate the fact that my son came back up here in his thirties to live with dad, I'll never quite understand.
10:59 AM Apr 10th
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I'm back. Sorry for the long absence. I was too busy clearcutting the Sahara forest. You perhaps know it by a different name.
10:55 AM Apr 10th
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- Name TheLordGodAlmighty
- Location Everywhere
- Bio I am he who is called "I Am"
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